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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:19:34 No.14985970 View View Reply Original Report

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>not my problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:20:23 No.14985971 Report

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>>14985970
Happy Easter anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:21:09 No.14985972 Report

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>>14985970
You BITCH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:21:10 No.14985973 Report

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Fuck italians and french faggots. Go get your boosters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:21:33 No.14985974 Report

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>>14985970
Italian worst sin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:22:48 No.14985975 Report

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>>14985970
Achcually thats what u are supposed to do

French and shit food takes, name a more dynamic duo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:22:52 No.14985976 Report

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>>14985970
based, this will totally solve your demographic problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:23:26 No.14985977 Report

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How else is it supposed to fit in the pot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:24:07 No.14985978 Report

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>>14985977
i always let one side heat up a bit, then flip it over and put the other side in the water, then it all just falls down in there. It just works

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:27:01 No.14985979 Report

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>>14985970
I crack the spaghetti like that and little pieces of it fly everywhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:28:52 No.14985980 Report

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>>14985970
This is officially now a Resurrection thread.
Happy Easter! Χριστός ἀνέστη

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:30:52 No.14985981 Report

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>>14985970
Walmart actually sells pre-cut spaghetti. There is no God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:31:28 No.14985982 Report

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>>14985977
You dont put everything in the water you dumb faggot. just as much as you can fit in. Then, when the pasta inside the water gets soft the rest will automatically get inside aswell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:33:32 No.14985983 Report

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>>14985970
NOOOOOOOO! you are crazy! This is illegal in Italy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:35:30 No.14985984 Report

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>>14985979
Crack them right above the pot, most of them will fall into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:38:36 No.14985985 Report

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>>14985983
>This is illegal in Italy.
That cracking sound is your dead italian relatives screaming

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:39:20 No.14985986 Report

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>>14985970
farfalle > eating literal shit > spaghetti

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:39:24 No.14985987 Report

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>Break spaghetti in half
>It breaks into three pieces
>Three
>Every fucking time, three.
Checkmate, atheists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:40:20 No.14985988 Report

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>>14985982
>Then, when the pasta inside the water gets soft the rest will automatically get inside aswell
Fuck you cunts! I tried that and the part out of the water just burned on the side of the pan before the bottom went soft enough to fall in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:41:13 No.14985989 Report

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not my problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:41:24 No.14985990 Report

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>>14985982
fucking sorcerer burn him at the stakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:42:18 No.14985991 Report

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>>14985982
>One end cooked faster than the other
Good going, Giuseppe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:42:24 No.14985992 Report

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>>14985970
I always break my spaghetti because it's more fuel efficient to heat a narrow pot than a wide one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:43:10 No.14985993 Report

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>>14985987
ONly if you break them individually. Bundle it like in OP image and only a few will break into three

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:43:11 No.14985994 Report

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>>14985982
Yeah, your way is still inconvenient, it's easier to just break them in half.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:45:11 No.14985995 Report

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>>14985970

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:45:48 No.14985996 Report

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>>14985988
Never happened to me, maybe cause Im not a retard

>>14985991
It all happens in a matter of like 30 seconds, thats how we italians cook, you know, the actual creators of pasta and the greatest cuisine in the world. But I guess a fat burger knows it better than us

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:46:01 No.14985997 Report

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>>14985970
I break mine into three parts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:48:02 No.14985998 Report

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>>14985970
Pasta is the worst fucking food to ever exist because of how uniformly obnoxious the people who enjoy it are. Imagine eating out and of all the things you could order, you order fucking pasta. It's literally just bread; soggy fucking bread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:48:12 No.14985999 Report

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>>14985970
Flag checks out, pic unrelated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:48:39 No.14986000 Report

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>>14985996
>the actual creators of pasta and the greatest cuisine in the world
Cringe but almost true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:52:46 No.14986001 Report

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>>14985998
Faggots always overcook pasta.
I visited Nova Scotia once, they put sweetened condensed milk mixed with mayonnaise on pizza there, of course you think pasta is gross.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:52:51 No.14986002 Report

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heres the pasta redpill

place the bundle vertically in the center of the pot and release. pasta should be fanned like pic. each strand is important and deserves its own space, not piled ontop of each other like a bunch of fags. small pressure applied to the exposed tips until the whole strands are submerged. stirring should last at least 20% of the intended cooking time to prevent sticking. do not add oil and salt to the water, it disturbs the flavor profile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:57:12 No.14986003 Report

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>>14986002
>do not add oil and salt to the water, it disturbs the flavor profile.
oil fucks with the starches and prevents the sauce from sticking to the pasta, salt on the other hand should be added somewhere to around to the level of sea water to actually season the pasta itself.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 18:57:52 No.14986004 Report

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>>14985996
>the actual creators of pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 19:01:00 No.14986005 Report

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>>14985977
Idk i do that too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 19:02:20 No.14986006 Report

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>>14985970
>>not my problem
Well there's pieces of it on your kitchen floor now, so I'm thinking it IS your problem my dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 19:03:16 No.14986007 Report

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pasta and ramen are wannabe poor people food

potato and eggs and the other hand are based and redpilled and if you disagree your mother a stinky whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 19:03:57 No.14986008 Report

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>>14986004
Rice noodles =/= wheat pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 19:05:39 No.14986009 Report

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>>14986008
Marco Polo was a FAGGOT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 19:06:33 No.14986010 Report

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>>14986004
Implying pasta was not something that was a simultaneous invention in places with grain as a staple.
Just the fact that you have so many different pastas and ways to even make simple noodles, from stretching to cutting, to rolling with blades should have given you a hint.

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