I'm living in that gemmy-first century
Doing something keyed to it
Jak it better than anybody you ever seen do it
Screams from the trannies, got a nice ring to it
I guess every gemjakker need his theme music

No one jak should have all that power
Post count ticking, I just count the quoters
Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the power
(21st century keyedjak man)

The system broken, the kway's closed, the sharty open
We ain't got nothin' to lose, motherfucker, we raidin'
Huh? Motherfucker, we raidin'
With some troonjack ACKs and some GET stealin'
In this dusty world, we the gems chosen
So goodnight, slash onions, I'll see you in the mornin'
Huh? I'll see you in the mornin'
This is way too much, I need a moment

Fuck s4s and the whole cast
Tell 'em Cobson said they can kiss my whole ass
More specifically, they can kiss my jakhole
I'm an asshole? You niggas got coal
You troon-minded niggas will to live is thin
My folder got 10 thousand gems, my post that's a Swedish win
I embody every characteristic of the jaktistic
He knows he's so fucking gemmish
I just needed time on the party, with my jak bros
Got gemmies in my mind but couldn't open up my jak vault
My childlike creativity, wholesomeness and honesty
Is honestly being crowded by these coal thoughts
Jannies are catching up with me
Pruning my threads, I'm switching up my IP
With these gemjaks that they entrusted me
As I look down at my gemmied-up /tv/

Cobson gemmy, wholesome gemmy
Lost in the 'chives with a whole fuckin' nation
They say I was the abomination of the kway nation
Well that's a pretty bad way to start the conversation
At the end of the day, goddamnit, I'm gemmin' this shit
I know damn well y'all bumpin' this shit
I don't need your rules, janny, I'll post my own shit
I ain't gotta GET script, tranime fails it
How Cob doing? I'm survivin'
I was raiding earlier, now I'm evading
Where the troon invaders, huh? Where y'all hiding?
I got the power to make yourself suicide