>>14990610Ran out, punched you in the jaw, and knocked you out. Then I took off my pants, squatted down with my back to you, and strained. I started thinking about something eternal, far away, but shit didn't go, and I started thinking about you. Suddenly my sphincter relaxed and a hot brown liquid cascaded out of it. She flooded almost everything - your hair, your forehead, eyes, nose, mouth. You were lying unconscious, and covered in liquid diarrhea, in which in some places you could make out pieces of underdigested food. The disgusting sight made me sick and I started to puke all over your face. Everything came out - a recently eaten kebab with a kitten, and cookies with tea, and even something from yesterday morning. There was an unbearably disgusting smell around us that made me vomit again and again. Finally, I calmed down, got up, cleansed myself, and went home. I wish you a pleasant awakening in advance, motherfucker