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>>1499295
tell her "let's skip the foreplay. You're gonna get it and I'm gonna give it to you"

Let's do this as a throwaway friendship and just go for broke.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AHehtzKs Fri 21 Jul 2017 02:54:00 No.1499322 Report

Quoted By: >>1499326 >>1499329 >>1499441

>>1499295
Skipping rocks on a lake during our honeymoon. Marry me babe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:354P2jlP Fri 21 Jul 2017 02:54:17 No.1499323 Report

Quoted By: >>1499352

>>1499310
>Implying pretending you care about her life doesn't put you automatically in friend territory.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:67zeSo9x Fri 21 Jul 2017 02:54:57 No.1499326 Report

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>>1499322
Jesus fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AHehtzKs Fri 21 Jul 2017 02:55:26 No.1499329 Report

Quoted By: >>1499340

>>1499322
I got dubs, fucking do it OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cYz499vR Fri 21 Jul 2017 02:55:58 No.1499332 Report

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Dont pay attention to what these guys are telling you you never fucked up in the first place.

Now , answer her question wich was "what are we skipping?"

Ask her out or to meet up but nothing too serious since asking for a hoookup just right away if you are not very hot it will sound very weird and wrong. Hope this helps

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:354P2jlP Fri 21 Jul 2017 02:56:28 No.1499340 Report

Quoted By: >>1499350 >>1499360 >>1499361

>>1499329
OP here.

I'm going to do it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AHehtzKs Fri 21 Jul 2017 02:57:26 No.1499350 Report

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>>1499340
Screencap it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5hDIk7aN Fri 21 Jul 2017 02:57:32 No.1499352 Report

Quoted By: >>1499389

>>1499323
whenever a girl refers to you as a friend, and you want to fuck them, you send them this gif. It's just reddit enough to work, but bold enough to get their attention. It has yet to fail me and I've used it one time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JRLHkuIW Fri 21 Jul 2017 02:58:09 No.1499358 Report

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>>1499295
Tell her you mean skipping straight to watching anime together.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9b9nREaR Fri 21 Jul 2017 02:58:51 No.1499360 Report

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>>1499340
the fire rises...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MFk7TJZN Fri 21 Jul 2017 02:58:54 No.1499361 Report

Quoted By: >>1499396

>>1499340
Dude you're fucking retarded but when you watch a train crash you just can't look away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oGz3cyQQ Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:00:25 No.1499371 Report

Quoted By: >>1499373 >>1499377 >>1499378 >>1499380 >>1499392 >>1499411

Here goes nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5hDIk7aN Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:00:52 No.1499373 Report

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>>1499371
show us pics of her phoneposter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AHehtzKs Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:01:31 No.1499377 Report

Quoted By: >>1499393 >>1499441 >>1499450

>>1499371
OP is a faggot confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9b9nREaR Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:01:35 No.1499378 Report

Quoted By: >>1499450

>>1499371
add "P.S. I am gay"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l1XrZ2cu Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:01:50 No.1499380 Report

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>>1499371
Send a dick pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7QPM3Tzg Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:03:11 No.1499389 Report

Quoted By: >>1499404

>>1499352
Tinder is not for friendship.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JRLHkuIW Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:03:36 No.1499392 Report

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>>1499371
You are golden, enjoy your "LOL, you're cute."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AHehtzKs Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:03:41 No.1499393 Report

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>>1499377
Send this too, got dubs again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:354P2jlP Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:03:49 No.1499396 Report

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>>1499361
It's a Tinder match. It probably wouldn't have worked out regardless, so at least I can have some fun before she unmatches me.

Loving every laff

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5hDIk7aN Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:04:54 No.1499404 Report

Quoted By: >>1499468

>>1499389
Yeah but I mean in every day life. I used it on a girl I met through work and we ended up holding hands a few times, it works for sure

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:szIm+SLk Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:05:38 No.1499411 Report

Quoted By: >>1499450

>>1499371
WHAT DID SHE SAY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5hDIk7aN Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:06:06 No.1499422 Report

Quoted By: >>1499450

now say "pls respond"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9b9nREaR Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:07:45 No.1499441 Report

Quoted By: >>1499465 >>1499480

>>1499322
>>1499377
are you a wizard?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:354P2jlP Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:08:29 No.1499450 Report

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>>1499411
No response yet. Probably won't respond. But I have a few other matches I don't care about that I can trole for your amusement. Mostly fatties I matched with since I just swipe right on everybody.

>>1499422
>>1499377
>>1499378
Not going to do this on this match. Rather not seem like Captain Autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aB6Lk6eI Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:09:32 No.1499465 Report

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>>1499441
"You're a wizard, Chewie."

-Gandalf

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7QPM3Tzg Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:09:38 No.1499468 Report

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>>1499404
You need to be 18 to post here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AHehtzKs Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:10:34 No.1499480 Report

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>>1499441
No, I just have little chocolate donuts

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9b9nREaR Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:12:50 No.1499507 Report

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Dude, give old REaR one of you fatties. I'll make them oink...

pic unrelated.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oGz3cyQQ Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:13:13 No.1499508 Report

Quoted By: >>1499532 >>1499575 >>1499589 >>1499596 >>1499616 >>1499667

Here's one of my matches from a week ago I don't really care about. Tell me what to message her. Will deliver.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AHehtzKs Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:14:34 No.1499532 Report

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>>1499508
Let me slide my snake into your boot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FQAoDPsE Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:17:17 No.1499563 Report

Quoted By: >>1499588

>>1499302
>>1499310
>beta's detected

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Fcgk4pf0 Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:18:47 No.1499575 Report

Quoted By: >>1499596

>>1499508
Give her the bogpill.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8RMAtIyp Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:20:13 No.1499588 Report

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>>1499563
>virgin who thinks hes alpha detected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YsuAKyio Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:20:33 No.1499589 Report

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>>1499508
good lord, she has a shitty graffiti-style wall of text on her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:354P2jlP Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:21:06 No.1499596 Report

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>>1499508
>>1499575
No, actually I changed my mind. She looks good in her pics. Don't want to trole that one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7QPM3Tzg Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:23:07 No.1499616 Report

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>>1499508
>that tattoo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u1POpzPE Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:26:59 No.1499660 Report

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>>1499313
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT's REAL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9b9nREaR Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:27:32 No.1499667 Report

Quoted By: >>1499788

>>1499508
"hey you wanna go out to the beach and stir it up with me tonight?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9b9nREaR Fri 21 Jul 2017 03:39:45 No.1499788 Report

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>>1499667
oh incidentally OP when you say "can we skip this stuff" it's like saying can I go in dry to a woman. Enjoy the banter and have fun with it. Use innuendo and be naughty. That's what turns a woman on. ...I presume.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YPJizoBX Fri 21 Jul 2017 05:32:59 No.1500893 Report

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femanon here, by the looks of those dead ends, there's nothing you could say to fuck it up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YPJizoBX Fri 21 Jul 2017 05:35:36 No.1500913 Report

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she'll probably try to play hard to get for a while, to try to convince herself she still has some dignity, but ultimately (her tattoo looks like it reads "love me") shes either hardcore bait, or itll be yours in minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oQttX0Ts Fri 21 Jul 2017 05:45:46 No.1500987 Report

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