I am gay and I work in an office, and in case you straights don't understand what that means, every fucking woman in the world wants to be my best friend. Women love gays because they are neither sexually threatened by us, like they are with straights, no are they competitive with us, like they are with their girl friends, so we're the only people in the world women don't treat horribly.

I feel like I understand the mind of a woman as well as any non-woman possibly could. As this is a place full of non-sex-havers I felt like I could offer my services in a q&a about how women think and what they want. Feel free to ask anything and I will try to give the best answer possible.