>>15003872Somone called the plod on me for working on my allotment.
2 of them turned up, a bloke and a woman.
You could tell that the bloke thought it was all very tiresome and really didn't give a shit but the woman was super aggressive and getting in my face.
We had a robust discussion about it and I pointed out that I had paid rent and signed a lease for the allotment therefore it was legally my property and there was fuck all they could do about it.
She was just gagging to nick me and wasn't happy about it.
As they left the guy turned around and raised his eyebrows in a kind of "sorry mate I know it's all bullshit" kind of way