apparently.. well no, fuck excuses.
i'm just going to shitpost the draft i would make for my own dating profile, and theres nothing you can do to stop me.
single male ultimate fixer upper,
positive, caring, but depressed and borderline alcaholic. feeling rather shut in, by both options and being locked in by mountains from any meaningful contact with people.
if you feel like adopting a hermit from the mountains and turning him into a good husband, i'm your man.