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Anonymous ID:s6ZAGleF Fri 21 Jul 2017 10:53:30 No.1502792 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1502830 >>1502870 >>1502948

>be american
>drive to walmart
>get shot
>tip the shooter
>ride walmart scooter to hospital
>pay $500,000
>tip the doctor
>stop for a big gulp™ with extra high fructose corn syrup™
>get shot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B0KrwA+0 Fri 21 Jul 2017 10:56:02 No.1502806 Report

Quoted By: >>1502830 >>1502870

>tip the shooter

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3qaFf1cq Fri 21 Jul 2017 10:56:38 No.1502812 Report

Quoted By: >>1502825 >>1502830

>be american
>don't get shots because vaccines cause autism
>become autistic anyway because of lead poisoning and high fructose corn syrup
>become ill from coming into contact with mart shart without having been vaccinated
>pay ambulance $1000 to go to the hospital
>tip ambulance driver
>pay hospital $100000 to help you get better
>tip doctor
>pay pharmacy $10000 for medication
>tip pharmacist
>become homeless when a tornado blows away your cardboard house
>get splashed with mud by a passing truck while sleeping outside mcdonald's
>get shot by a cop who saw you covered in mud and thought you were black
>tip cop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qimbPXlb Fri 21 Jul 2017 10:57:54 No.1502825 Report

Quoted By: >>1502830

>>1502812
>no tip tornado
shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ds1UJIOQ Fri 21 Jul 2017 10:59:18 No.1502830 Report

Quoted By: >>1502835 >>1502856 >>1503071

>>1502792
>>1502806
>>1502812
>>1502825
Listen to me you irrelevant fucks, you better delete these right now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B0KrwA+0 Fri 21 Jul 2017 11:00:16 No.1502835 Report

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>>1502830
Sorry mr. america we were just having fun

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:27hTUW8N Fri 21 Jul 2017 11:02:53 No.1502856 Report

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>>1502830
>be american
>dont get shot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bdapxFrc Fri 21 Jul 2017 11:04:24 No.1502870 Report

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>>1502792
>>1502806

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iVhV6m7X Fri 21 Jul 2017 11:17:18 No.1502948 Report

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>>1502792

>Be a tip
>In america, on business
>Client on his way to get his medication for $16,000
>loses 16% of his allocated tipping fund down a sewer grate
>Bellows in rage, like an autistic wilderbeast
>Jams his grubby mitt down the grate and begins thrashing about
>Fingers are too fat to grasp the coins
>Gets run over by a truck full of mexicans.
>There goes the rest of his tip money.
>Leave the country ASAP, never return

Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo

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Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo ID:0i+DFrwN Fri 21 Jul 2017 11:38:53 No.1503071 Report

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>>1502830
>be american
>board on plane
>get to destination
>clap
>tip pilot while clapping for not being Arab and 9/11ing the plane

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