Before some janny gets all uppity about this shit not being political and prunes my thread, FUCK YOU, you 5 chinned, hot pocket eating, MLP watching, fedora tipping, cum guzzling giga faggot.

Anyways, onto my point. I had one of the biggest scares of my life this week. I thought I caught an STD from visits to professionals. It started as a one-off to try it, then progressed to once a month, then to once or twice a week. While waiting for my results, I went through this whole journey of trying to get over what had clearly spiralled into an out of control addiction. I resolved to never visit escorts again.

My results came back negative, and by the end of the day, I nearly ended up meeting a hooker in her car in the middle of the night.

Is the male sex drive that strong that we're destined to do dumb things to get off, or am I just a lost cause?