I went to Rite Aide and the cashier says “I just got a haircut I used to have hair down to here.” And I say “Oh yeah? I used to have long hair” and then he says “Nah I’m just kidding. I had braids when I was a kid though.”
I’m always happy when I’m the less autistic one in an interaction. The girl before me he was telling her he wrote a song and to check out his tik tok.