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Anonymous ID:cii3mxYP Fri 21 Jul 2017 15:25:38 No.1504686 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1504816 >>1504840 >>1504933 >>1505144

rate my mummy pic related is she

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Anonymous ID:T1srrU0W Fri 21 Jul 2017 15:40:37 No.1504816 Report

Quoted By: >>1504900

>>1504686
vary nise mummy i wish she were my mummy

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Anonymous ID:FmlLT8o7 Fri 21 Jul 2017 15:44:55 No.1504840 Report

Quoted By: >>1504900

>>1504686
ya know if you're gonna post this shit could you at least post lewd photos of her for godsakes!
I really want that Prosecutie her to bang me into her slammer...
I also want to vigorously fuck her still she cries like a banshee too, but first I want to observe Crimean prison conditions.

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Anonymous ID:cii3mxYP Fri 21 Jul 2017 15:53:42 No.1504900 Report

Quoted By: >>1504918

>>1504816
tahnks
>>1504840
dont be inapropiat

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Anonymous ID:FmlLT8o7 Fri 21 Jul 2017 15:57:13 No.1504918 Report

Quoted By: >>1504976

>>1504900
I'll be inappropriate... ALL OVER HER FACE... a quick blowey in the office bathroom before she has to do a presser with Putin. And she quickly gets dressed, her hair still sticky like that scene from "There's SOmething About Mary" but she doesn't care, she doesn't care that her hair looks extra styled and stiff, that's mah jizz... on national TV... next to Putin...

But no seriously, where's the lewd pics!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UHzv3t0B Fri 21 Jul 2017 15:58:30 No.1504923 Report

Quoted By: >>1505308

JESUS CHRIST WASH YOU MOTOR

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Anonymous ID:Ik9NDHCy Fri 21 Jul 2017 15:59:37 No.1504933 Report

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>>1504686
Ur mum hacked me

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Anonymous ID:cii3mxYP Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:05:56 No.1504976 Report

Quoted By: >>1505021

>>1504918
stop disrespec mam

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FmlLT8o7 Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:10:49 No.1505021 Report

Quoted By: >>1505094

>>1504976
you see how her hair curls a little bit on the left side (her right)...? that's my jizz doing that. You see that kind of yellow spot next to her mouth, where her dimple is... that's where my cock wiped away her makeup when she so ravenously wanted to suck it she forgot where her own mouth was and knocked it.

She went back to work like that, with her orthodox cross sashaying between her ample tits.

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Anonymous ID:cii3mxYP Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:23:44 No.1505094 Report

Quoted By: >>1505120

>>1505021
BE POLIT

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Anonymous ID:KIHrRyLN Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:27:59 No.1505120 Report

Quoted By: >>1505161

>>1505094
She is ugly.

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Anonymous ID:EBtxlqm+ Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:30:46 No.1505144 Report

Quoted By: >>1505248

>>1504686
i stole ur rare mum

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Anonymous ID:EBtxlqm+ Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:32:04 No.1505161 Report

Quoted By: >>1505248

>>1505120
>argentina
>human

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Anonymous ID:BuiOKPZT Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:33:46 No.1505183 Report

Quoted By: >>1505212

>>1504938

real mum thread

>>1504938

real mum thread

>>1504938

real mum thread

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Anonymous ID:FmlLT8o7 Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:35:21 No.1505199 Report

Quoted By: >>1505222 >>1505523

This is now a Prosicutie erotic story thread
>be me
>sto by Crimea to deliver a pizza with extra sausage
>get arrested because ahhhh... planted coke on me
>blindfolded
>get driven to what I can only assume is an underground sex dungeon
>handcuffed to a chair or something
>left alone for a while
>feel soft slavic hands all over my chest
>hear indeterminate Ukrainian cooing in my ears
>feel the blindfold getting loose
>falls down and there is the Prosicutie standing there spinning a key around her long finger
>she has a evil smile on her face
>she leans over to me, her shirt is low cut, I can see right down her bust, she's got a hot red bra on underneath
>She taps the key on my forehead, it's obviously the key to my cuffs, then drags it down my chest and all the way down to my crotch
>I'm visibly hard
>She strokes the key gently up and down my bonner

Go on?

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Anonymous ID:EBtxlqm+ Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:36:30 No.1505212 Report

Quoted By: >>1505248

>>1505183
which one is real
??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FmlLT8o7 Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:37:08 No.1505216 Report

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How about one where she and Dmitri Medledev are locked in the office together and it's a cold winters night and they need to get warm?

;)

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Anonymous ID:EBtxlqm+ Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:38:43 No.1505222 Report

Quoted By: >>1505248 >>1505263 >>1505481 >>1505523

>>1505199
yass

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Anonymous ID:cii3mxYP Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:41:26 No.1505248 Report

Quoted By: >>1505318

>>1505144
>>1505161
>>1505212
>>1505222
is you spianard

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Anonymous ID:FmlLT8o7 Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:43:25 No.1505263 Report

Quoted By: >>1505318

>>1505222
>trips...
Fuck now I got to do it. I was just doing it to piss of OP and this lame ass baby talk but I guess I have to finish the story of what happens to the poor Pizza delivery boy in the Crimean sex dungeon...

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Anonymous ID:LxXFnhH9 Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:47:48 No.1505308 Report

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>>1504923
uhm that's a car

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Anonymous ID:EBtxlqm+ Fri 21 Jul 2017 16:48:51 No.1505318 Report

Quoted By: >>1505415

>>1505248
im me
but fuck spain im catalan

>>1505263
very nice plot

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Anonymous ID:cii3mxYP Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:00:35 No.1505415 Report

Quoted By: >>1505695

>>1505318
do u speks catalan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FmlLT8o7 Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:07:42 No.1505481 Report

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>>1505222
>tell her I don't know why I've been arrested. Tell her I came her legally
>"Silence" she barks in her slavic accent
>She takes her tender soft hand and pats me on the cheek with it…
>…then runs it down my neck, rubbing her palm into my chest
>"Is mean, yes? I arrest you. Blindfold you. Is not nice. yes?"
>"No it's not" I answer back with some trepidation
>Her hand still on my chest, "Tell me anon, what would you like to do to me? To mean lady arresting you?"
>"You is liking revenge yes, on mean lady?"
>she drops the key on the ground….
>holds her hand up to her mouth as she sarcastically shouts "whooops"
>bends down, I can feel her hair brush across the bulge of my boner
>I swear she actually leans into it!
>she's picking up the key she dropped, stands up
>holding the key in front of me, right up to my nose, then laughs
>She puts the key just barely in her mouth, like a lollypop as she grins at me with sinister delight
>She sits… on my lap, her legs on either side of my hips. She sits down with a bounce.
>her nose to my nose she looks at me…
>"Telling me… what wanting to do to me is you?"
>Tink… she drops the key again…
>"Oh no… I am dropping it again" she says with mock surprise.
>She gets off of my lap and bends down again…
>this time she doesn't pick up the key
>no, she undoes my fly and my cock springs out unencumbered
>She looks up at me with a pursed smile and raises her eyebrows
(2/3)

STAY TUNED FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF "MR. PIZZA BOY'S CRIMEAN ADVENTURE!"

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Anonymous ID:FmlLT8o7 Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:11:05 No.1505523 Report

Quoted By: >>1505627 >>1505695

>>1505199
>>1505222
>tell her I don't know why I've been arrested. Tell her I came her legally
>"Silence" she barks in her slavic accent
>She takes her tender soft hand and pats me on the cheek with it…
>…then runs it down my neck, rubbing her palm into my chest
>"Is mean, yes? I arrest you. Blindfold you. Is not nice. yes?"
>"No it's not" I answer back with some trepidation
>Her hand still on my chest, "Tell me anon, what would you like to do to me? To mean lady arresting you?"
>"You is liking revenge yes, on mean lady?"
>she drops the key on the ground….
>holds her hand up to her mouth as she sarcastically shouts "whooops"
>bends down, I can feel her hair brush across the bulge of my boner
>I swear she actually leans into it!
>she's picking up the key she dropped, stands up
>holding the key in front of me, right up to my nose, then laughs
>She puts the key just barely in her mouth, like a lollypop as she grins at me with sinister delight
>She sits… on my lap, her legs on either side of my hips. She sits down with a bounce.
>her nose to my nose she looks at me…
>"Telling me… what wanting to do to me is you?"
>Tink… she drops the key again…
>"Oh no… I am dropping it again" she says with mock surprise.
>She gets off of my lap and bends down again…
>this time she doesn't pick up the key
>no, she undoes my fly and my cock springs out unencumbered
>She looks up at me with a pursed smile and raises her eyebrows

(2/4)
stay tuned for the next titillating episode of "Mr. Pizza Boy Meats the Prosecutor General of Crimea"
or:
"Criea-me a river"
or
"Mummy's hot delivery!"

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Anonymous ID:FmlLT8o7 Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:21:27 No.1505627 Report

Quoted By: >>1505681 >>1505695

>>1505523
>"Is this what wanting you?"
>The crazy bitch licks the top of my dick
>She chuckles and looks at me… I'm rigid with fear but my dick is rigid with passion
>She grabs on to the base of my cock
>Then she slides it into her mouth
>"mmmmmmmm"
>She very gently bites as she works it up and down, pushing it with her tounge
>She gasps a little and keeps sucking
>I think I'm about to come when…
>She stops and stares me straight in eyes
>then she looks down and stares at the ground for a long moment
>on her knees she crawls around my chair, her ass's outline in her pencil skirt as she gets behind me
>clink…. I think she's unlocking my handcuffs
>she starts crawling forward again, away from me, swinging her ass in the air her skirt perfectly clinging to it
>she stays their infront of me, ass in the air, crawling on the ground like a cat
>she looks at me, with almost contempt with her eyebrows
>I wriggle my wrists… yes… she's left me free

(3/4)
WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSOR
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Anonymous ID:FmlLT8o7 Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:28:42 No.1505681 Report

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>>1505627
>she whispers in a dreamy lustful note "what is it you wanting now…?" her voice almost lost in her breath
>she starts breathing in that girlish, high pitch tone
>I can see her tapping her fingers in anticipation, biting her bottom lip
>"please… what is it you wanting…"
>I stand up out of my chair and walk up to her, push my springy cock into her dress
>she gasps but stops it
>I start to rub my cock up and down
>"I am very mean…"
>"I just want to delivar my pizza!"

(4/FINAL)
THAT'S IT... THANK YOU FOR READING

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Anonymous ID:EBtxlqm+ Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:30:08 No.1505695 Report

Quoted By: >>1505706

>>1505415
yes

>>1505523
>>1505627
yass
that's a lot of work anon
post it here too
>>1504938

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Anonymous ID:FmlLT8o7 Fri 21 Jul 2017 17:31:29 No.1505706 Report

Quoted By: >>1506036

>>1505695
Much obliged Catalan-bro

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Anonymous ID:BuiOKPZT Fri 21 Jul 2017 18:11:51 No.1506036 Report

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>>1505706
join our kik group: mummys big boys

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Anonymous ID:soxvrYjj Fri 21 Jul 2017 18:12:48 No.1506043 Report

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Dirty ass car wtf

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