/bant/ - International/Random » Thread #15084457

[54 / 16 / 20]

Bible quotes that are fun

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:05:54 No.15084457 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15084458 >>15084462 >>15084463 >>15084464 >>15084469 >>15084472 >>15084498 >>15084500 >>15084507

>Nooo reee this is not what it means
Why did god decide to write this zinger of a quote then ?

>Nooo reee this is not what it means
And you taking quotes out of context does ?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Trans Religion.png, 707KiB, 1512x1024

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:07:07 No.15084458 Report

Quoted By: >>15084465

>>15084457

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:07:08 No.15084459 Report

Quoted By: >>15084461

so many antichrist shills lately
are you still geting 1 robux per (you)?
you should re negotiate your contract dude, you're getting ripped off

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO file.png, 210KiB, 1914x933

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:07:34 No.15084460 Report

Quoted By: >>15084465

Why are atheist neckbeards like this?
Clearly talking about being more innocent, kinder, and openhearted to people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:08:26 No.15084461 Report

Quoted By: >>15084465 >>15084508

>>15084459
>so many antichrist shills lately

>I literally can not defend my shit religion so let me assert you are a shill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:08:36 No.15084462 Report

Quoted By: >>15084466 >>15084468

>>15084457
all you guys do is take it out of context, do you have anything to say or are you just perverting scripture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:09:29 No.15084463 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084457
it refers to having a child like faith in Christ, not literally acting like a manchild

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:10:33 No.15084464 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084457
>the plumbers who suck jewkrainian dick all day are diaperfags
pottery

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO file.png, 4KiB, 836x72

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:10:51 No.15084465 Report

Quoted By: >>15084470 >>15084471 >>15084475 >>15084509

>>15084461
>I literally can not defend my shit religion
see >>15084460

>>15084458
Pic related, you literally cut out the second part of the verse.
You will get what you deserve, demon.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Gods Logic Coherent message.png, 3MiB, 1600x2880

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:11:00 No.15084466 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084462
See picture.
Why did your god includes these zinger quotes in his book.

>out of context,
No retard there is no context for that, your god says this and then talks about different things and never explains or returns to these zingers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:11:22 No.15084467 Report

Quoted By:

>375280235
listen shill, I'm trying to help you out
if you're going to spend all day spamming these threads you should at least be getting decent pay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:11:58 No.15084468 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084462
That's all they can do, because the Bible is true.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1651070380603.jpg, 91KiB, 951x1023

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:12:10 No.15084469 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084457

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:13:03 No.15084470 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084465
How come it doesn't say male, female, other, prefer not to say? What the fuck sort of antiquated hate book is this?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Jew inside 2.png, 440KiB, 996x614

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:13:44 No.15084471 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084465
>Pic related, you literally cut out the second part of the verse.
HUH ?
Because it is not related ? Are do you need to be informed that there is neither slave nor free ?

>demon.
WTF does this even mean ?
Literally not even one of you clowns can explain what you even mean if you call me a demon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:14:07 No.15084472 Report

Quoted By: >>15084473 >>15084474

>>15084457
Cleanliness is next to godliness. Pure, beautiful, and flawless. That's purity. What you show is ugliness. An abomination.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Shit eating jesus.png, 728KiB, 2629x3349

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:15:20 No.15084473 Report

Quoted By: >>15084479

>>15084472
>Cleanliness is next to godliness. Pure, beautiful, and flawless.
Something you made up and that is not in the bible.
>Cleanliness
Bible sorry time.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Christians out of context.png, 1MiB, 2600x2015

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:16:29 No.15084474 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084472
>Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:16:42 No.15084475 Report

Quoted By: >>15084478 >>15084502

>>15084465
It's not what Jesus said.

That's what some kike,larping as an Apostle wrote. Paul was the 1st antichrist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:16:50 No.15084476 Report

Quoted By: >>15084482

Your dishonesty in dialect is clear as day, and it is apparent that you are driven by hate. I will pray that the demons possessing you are cast down and you see the truth in your time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:17:51 No.15084477 Report

Quoted By:

these are reddit tier. no (you) given

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Peter = SATAN.png, 3MiB, 1000x2217

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:18:14 No.15084478 Report

Quoted By: >>15084480

>>15084475
>Paul was the 1st antichrist.
You are like a baby !
Peter = SATAN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:19:10 No.15084479 Report

Quoted By: >>15084488

>>15084473
Ugliness. No beauty. Reflects perfectly of what you are.
>Matthew 15:11
>What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:19:50 No.15084480 Report

Quoted By: >>15084484 >>15084502

>>15084478
I'm not catholic, so I don't worship Peter either. My loyalty is for Christ, not his apostles who were often in error.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:21:10 No.15084481 Report

Quoted By: >>15084483

>375281142
>shills against one of the most anti-kike passages in the entire bible
not a good look for gaytheism just saying

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 5.png, 3MiB, 3243x1668

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:22:20 No.15084482 Report

Quoted By: >>15084485 >>15084487 >>15084503

>>15084476
>Your dishonesty in

Here is the reality you literally can not avoid.
There are 100s of christian sects who all disagree how to interpret the bible.
All of them interpret the bible differently.
You insist these bible parts are super special ironic and not literal.

Here is a observation you can not avoid, it is fact that no christian can agree what the bible says.

So your religion is a shit show and you acting like this
>NOOO that part of the bible is ironic
Proves this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:23:09 No.15084483 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084481
>It is jewish to eat food with washed hands.
Is this your position ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:23:57 No.15084484 Report

Quoted By: >>15084492

>>15084480
>I'm not catholic,
Cool.

> I don't worship Peter either.
Cool want to interpret for me what it means that peter is Satan ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:24:15 No.15084485 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084482
It is a fact that throughout Heaven and Earth. I, alone, am the Truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:24:43 No.15084486 Report

Quoted By: >>15084490

>375282185
my position is refuting God based on the talmud is pretty kikey. yeah. thats precisely my point. notice how the 150 iq kikes didnt shill pseudoscience? thats because even kikes are better than you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:24:55 No.15084487 Report

Quoted By: >>15084493 >>15084502

>>15084482
The way of life is hard and few will find it.

Not my problem if 99% of Christians worship falsely. That's not a reason to abandon the truth as Christ taught it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:25:09 No.15084488 Report

Quoted By: >>15084489

>>15084479
>Ugliness. No beauty. Reflects perfectly of what you are.
The cope of the retard.
>Noo you are ugly in the super special bla bla way.
Get a grip !

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:26:27 No.15084489 Report

Quoted By: >>15084495

>>15084488
Show my a beautiful image. You cannot. It defied who you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:26:33 No.15084490 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084486
>based on the talmud
How about based on reality ?
If you disagree eat shit and see what happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:29:35 No.15084491 Report

Quoted By:

>375282618
>nooooo goyim you must do what kikes say

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:30:12 No.15084492 Report

Quoted By: >>15084494 >>15084502

>>15084484
Jesus was tempted in the wilderness by Satan to essentially love his life and to have power and pleasure in the world as a ruler.

Jesus said No. It is the will of the Father for all to leave this world and return to him (see Prodigal Son). Jesus said we must hate our lives in this world if we are to have eternal life (John 12:25)

Jesus told Peter he was going to be crucified by the jews. To which Peter said, save yourself lord and let it not be so.

In that moment, Peter was tempting Jesus just as Satan had in the wilderness.

But a hedonistic faggot like yourself would never understand such things

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1650198265968 Star of david chur (...).webm, 3MiB, 2048x858

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:31:19 No.15084493 Report

Quoted By: >>15084496

>>15084487
>Not my problem if 99% of Christians worship falsely
And how is anyone to determine the right christian sect ?
>nooo I'm the right onw
Proof ?
>I do what jesus says
Nope you admitted to literally using a super special interpretation of the bible and you disagree with other Christians who use their supper special interpretation of the bible.

>NOOO simply accept that my schizo interpretation is the right one
Like I was saying it would be super cool if god decided to write a clear message and not us have this shit book.

>NOOO simply accept that my schizo interpretation is the right one
This is the problem here since every other schizo interpretation says the same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:33:06 No.15084494 Report

Quoted By: >>15084497

>>15084492
LOL nice damage control the fact is that jesus calls peter satan you are left with 2 options
peter is literally satan AKA lucifer morning start
or
the guy who tempted him in the wilderness was not lucifer morning start opening a new can of worms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:33:40 No.15084495 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084489
>Show my a beautiful image. You cannot. It defied who you are.
Did the schizo break ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:34:55 No.15084496 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084493
>And how is anyone to determine the right christian sect ?
By power. Obviously.
2 Timothy 3:
having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:35:10 No.15084497 Report

Quoted By: >>15084502

>>15084494
You have the spirit of the Antichrist. I wish you well and won't cast any more pearls before you to be trodden down by the swine that you are.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1649958191759m.jpg, 199KiB, 1024x904

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:38:21 No.15084498 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084457
"2 And Jesus calling unto him a little child, set him in the midst of them,
3 And said: Amen I say to you, unless you be converted, and become as little children, you shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
4 Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, he is the greater in the kingdom of heaven."
>sneed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:38:24 No.15084499 Report

Quoted By:

im waiting for you to say why jesus or me should follow kike laws and traditions
alternatively, explain how a human gets shit on their hands. i would imagine only weird antichrist niggers like you have this issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:38:59 No.15084500 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084457
you will be held accountable for your mockry of the Lord. eat moar peirogis faggot.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1617104697357.gif, 1MiB, 342x316

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:41:09 No.15084501 Report

Quoted By:

Even I, who doesn't believe in God, have to admit the arguements here against faith are horrible wtf?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1649377551154.png, 843KiB, 500x679

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:43:01 No.15084502 Report

Quoted By: >>15084504 >>15084506

>>15084475
>>15084480
>>15084487
>Not my problem if 99% of Christians worship falsely. That's not a reason to abandon the truth as Christ taught it.
Ironic
>>15084492
>>15084497

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:43:31 No.15084503 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084482
>Here is a observation you can not avoid, it is fact that no christian can agree what the bible says
Utterly meaningless statement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:45:43 No.15084504 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084502
You had One Shepherd and Ine master to listen to.

Why do you instead follow the vain teachings and interpretations of men over your Lord?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:46:24 No.15084505 Report

Quoted By:

>atheist ran out of stolen gotcha quote
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:49:21 No.15084506 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084502
If you had been a true disciple, christ would have called you a brother. And unlike a servant, would have made all things known unto you.

But you should trust in the 'holy' church fathers and in the arm of flesh for your salvation. It's what you deserve for your lack of faith in Christ's words.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Deuteronomy 28-42.jpg, 96KiB, 1176x500

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:51:14 No.15084507 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084457

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:52:00 No.15084508 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084461
>defend my shit religion
Christians are not here to defend themselves, they're here to help you find Jesus. If they bother to argue with you it is because they believe you might still have a chance to be saved from evil. Their motivation is totally beyond you despite them repeatedly telling you. You will keep arguing against a point they're not trying to make by projecting your own evils on them.

Personally, I don't think there is any hope for the atheists. You're all so clearly desperate for anything to explain magic that isn't magical that you're wide open to ego bait and demon possession. I wish the Christians would just stop trying, really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 17:52:33 No.15084509 Report

Quoted By:

>>15084465
Wow it's almost like they twisted it to say the exact opposite of what it originally meant to serve a very broad, deceitful purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F/d+XY9D Fri 29 Apr 2022 18:05:19 No.15084557 Report

Quoted By:

children respect their parents
time and nature created humans and allowed them to thrive, if you go against time and nature you will suffer

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches

Bible quotes that are fun