In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only war. You are part of the Imperial Guard, the hammer of the Imperium. A guardsman's life is to die, and your superiors have sent you to die in /bant/anus. This planet can be described as the most Emperor-forsaken shithole in the galaxy.

An Ork incursion has forced the local Planetary Defence Force to call for assistance from the Imperial Guard. Your platoon is one of many ordered to take a trench and hold the line. Fortunately, holding the line is what the Imperial Guard do best; the Commissar with his bolt pistol trained at the back of your heads will ensure that...

A far greater threat looms in orbit, however. A long-forgotten Xenos race with advanced weaponry also seeks to claim the /bant/anus as their own. What could they possibly want? Find out in this episode of Arume Survival: Only War Edition!

Your post number will act as a d100 die. Your roll is the last two numbers reversed. The lower your roll the better. Most tests will require you to roll under 50 for success, depending on difficulty.

Dubs and up will count as a critical success or can be saved to reroll a failed test to a cap of 2 per session. Feats of great bravery and heroism may award you additional dubs cap.

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