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no because americans wear their shoes at all times. inside the house, in bed, even in the shower. the only time they ever take them off is when they buy new ones and theres usually no microwave around.

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Anonymous ID:HH5cJ3AJ Sat 22 Jul 2017 10:30:24 No.1513541 Report

Quoted By: >>1515059 >>1515308

>be American
>go to McDonalds
>mass shooter kills 10 people
>tip him
>go home and eat my 1800 calorie McGigaNigga burger
>make my daily student loan payment
>tip the bank for online payment convenience
>go to Wal-Mart with my wife's son in my Ford F-350
>burn 1000 barrels of fuel
>get shot over the last mobility scooter
>family goes in to massive debt over my funeral

The American Dream™

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Anonymous ID:a9zi31YY Sat 22 Jul 2017 10:32:06 No.1513551 Report

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>>1513538
if true I'm quite disgusted

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Anonymous ID:Mw8tnyTN Sat 22 Jul 2017 13:27:46 No.1515019 Report

Quoted By: >>1515030

>>1513497
yes

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Anonymous ID:JwnAxxJ2 Sat 22 Jul 2017 13:29:08 No.1515030 Report

Quoted By: >>1515337

>>1513497
>>1513517
>>1513538
>>1515019
definitely, I do it every day

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Anonymous ID:OvB4GxsM Sat 22 Jul 2017 13:30:40 No.1515042 Report

Quoted By: >>1515094 >>1515289

>>1513497
they put their salt in the fridge i've literally seen it before.

i was in nevada visiting a friend and i opened the fridge and there it was, a packet of fucking salt. apparently it's normal pretty much all across america.

wtf america?

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Anonymous ID:+WPUfiYl Sat 22 Jul 2017 13:32:19 No.1515059 Report

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>>1513541
not gonna lie
I lel'd

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Anonymous ID:y1cwksI2 Sat 22 Jul 2017 13:39:01 No.1515094 Report

Quoted By: >>1515294

>>1515042
Because the fridge is dry and in the summer the salt will stick together due to the humidity and won't come out of the shaker if you leave it out.
At least, that's why I do it. Dunno how humid it actually gets in Nevada.

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Anonymous ID:7B94znNC Sat 22 Jul 2017 14:13:12 No.1515289 Report

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>>1515042
I have never heard or seen of anyone doing this so, not normal

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Anonymous ID:OvB4GxsM Sat 22 Jul 2017 14:14:02 No.1515294 Report

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>>1515094
ohhh, that makes sense.

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Anonymous ID:CesjsL2K Sat 22 Jul 2017 14:16:21 No.1515308 Report

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>>1513541
chuckled/10

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Anonymous ID:CesjsL2K Sat 22 Jul 2017 14:19:10 No.1515321 Report

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I learned when I was a child shining my father's shoes that if you put the polish on without rubbing it in and then microwave the shoes for 10-15 seconds, they come out far more shiny after you give them a good polish.

not even joking.

Quoted By: >>1515367

>>1515030
How long do you do yours for? I try to stay around the 30 second mark

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Anonymous ID:7JOjidur Sat 22 Jul 2017 14:26:54 No.1515367 Report

Quoted By: >>1515388

>>1515337
I go for about 45 seconds, but in a 25 second and a 20 second burst. I feel that I loosens up the sole more, without causing too much side flex.

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>>1515367
45 seconds????? I knew it was a bad idea to come in this thread. 30 seconds is the only way to do it. You call yourself a burger? Probably from the south. I bet you don't even undo the laces beforehand

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