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Quoted By: >>15136865
chud be like:
>chud walks out the door to the roof of the empire state building
>the icy wind punctures through his skin like daggers
>he gulps down sputum as he knows what he's about to do
>he climbs over the fence and stands on the edge of the balcony
>he waits there for a moment
>other tourists try to coax him out of it
>he looks down and ponders his meaningless life
>and then he collects him self, his lips begins to form words
>he squeals like a feminine man, a pathetic man, a man that simply was never a man, like a sissy, "i-I CANT BREED!!!"
>he jumps
>chud is sudden overcome with regret
>time has slowed to a crawl
>he realizes the mistake he has made
>he screams: NO!! NO!! NOOOOO!!! I DONT WANNA DIE!!! I DONT WANNA D-
>*SPLAT*
>his worthless corpse hits the pavement. red splatters the canvas
>his glasses, broken
>chud walks out the door to the roof of the empire state building
>the icy wind punctures through his skin like daggers
>he gulps down sputum as he knows what he's about to do
>he climbs over the fence and stands on the edge of the balcony
>he waits there for a moment
>other tourists try to coax him out of it
>he looks down and ponders his meaningless life
>and then he collects him self, his lips begins to form words
>he squeals like a feminine man, a pathetic man, a man that simply was never a man, like a sissy, "i-I CANT BREED!!!"
>he jumps
>chud is sudden overcome with regret
>time has slowed to a crawl
>he realizes the mistake he has made
>he screams: NO!! NO!! NOOOOO!!! I DONT WANNA DIE!!! I DONT WANNA D-
>*SPLAT*
>his worthless corpse hits the pavement. red splatters the canvas
>his glasses, broken
