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Quoted By: >>1516600
>be American
>go to McDonalds
>mass shooter kills 10 people
>tip him
>go home and eat my 1800 calorie McGigaNigga burger
>make my daily student loan payment
>tip the bank for online payment convenience
>go to Wal-Mart with my wife's son in my Ford F-350
>burn 1000 barrels of fuel
>get shot over the last mobility scooter
>family goes in to massive debt over my funeral
The American Dream™
>go to McDonalds
>mass shooter kills 10 people
>tip him
>go home and eat my 1800 calorie McGigaNigga burger
>make my daily student loan payment
>tip the bank for online payment convenience
>go to Wal-Mart with my wife's son in my Ford F-350
>burn 1000 barrels of fuel
>get shot over the last mobility scooter
>family goes in to massive debt over my funeral
The American Dream™
