>be me in 8th grade
>near the end of the year
>we're doing a geography bee sort of thing
>the teacher goes down a list of questions
>everybody else gets easier questions, some dumbasses get out
>I get the harder questions by coincidence but still blow through it
>one of the dumb slutty girls is asked on which continent the United Kingdom is located
>"Asia?"
>"I'm sorry, that is incorrect."
>be me, still in 8th grade
>doing presentations on the innnovations of the industrial revolution
>the steam engine comes up
>they present their slideshow
>I ask, "so how would the steam engine compare to the modern internal combustion engine in terms of performance?
>everyone is confused
>they accuse me of asking an intentionally hard question to "flaunt my intelligence"
>mfw I actually wanted to know
>mfw I figured out I go to school with braindeads