>>15161141Well, sure, go ahead. Also, I guess this is just you being you, but I hope you're ok.
>>15161145>what? did you just smash them on the counter like a baboon?No, I tried hitting two eggs into eachother, but, I couldn't put even power into it, so one egg just destroyed the other. Pic related. Sucks how many tissues I wasted cleaning it up, a couple wet wipes, too. I was going to try again but my family started waking up.
>and what happened the first time?Bit hard to explain. I cracked them properly into a bowl. But one of the yolks got gored so I resorted to trying to make them scrambled. So I added some pepper and mixed the bowl for a little while. Then I added some oil into the pan, too much, and just poured it into the pan. But I didn't know what a spatula was at the time, and a spoon didn't really work, so I couldn't stir it or anything, and just let it cook like that. A lot of it went to waste in the pan, but, I got lucky and a little piece of solid egg thingy formed in the middle, I think because I messed up mixing it in the bowl, didn't do it enough. So I got like a little piece of omelette out of it, I think is what it was. I considered it a success even if I had to eat cereal afterwards not to starve.
You probably didn't ask for that long of a summary, but, eh, sorry. I actually have a picture of it, too.
>since youre functionally retarded i recommend making hard boiled eggs instead. Oh, well, I guess I am. And, yeah, I'd make hard boiled ones if I could, but I'm just scared of boiling water and really don't wanna play around with it.
