>that high desire to be in a situation where I give my girlfriend the finest bar of chocolate on Valentine Days and strangely she gifted me a bottled jar and tell me "it's the greatest thing you will ever deserve in life anon"
but she told me to open it only when I'm alone and eventually as I opened it the pungent, eggy smell of her exquisite fart pierced my nostrils and overloaded my brain with the highest sense of ecstasy