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Went to a job fair with sperm on my t-shirt

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>be me
>jack off on my t-shirt
>too lazy to instantly take it off and put it in the loundry
>find an interesting thread and forget about cum stain
>10am alarm rings and I head off for a job fair
>still cum stain on, but it looks like water stain
>get asked about it at job fair
>panic because i forgot about it but manage to respond
>say it's spillage from ice tea
>"ok, haha"
>get hired on the spot for some shitty call center nearby
>mfw I got a job with a cum stain
>dressing etiquette is overrated