My ass is blasted asunder
My footsteps sound like thunder
I’ve made yet another blunder

I smell like old shoes
I always lose
Whether it’s from obesity or booze

I do it for free
I use jugs to pee
I have never touched a tree

I’m a bitch
I smell like shit
I watch Cuties on Netflix

My decisions are poor
When I cum to lolis I roar
I am a janitor