>>15175778I would happily welcome greentexts here, not really any flagboards for it.
However this greentext reads like some baby's first greentext try-hard shit from a newfag
>>be me>>take a massive shitcliché
>>clog the toilet with shitdoesn't have a poop knife in his own house
>>too embarrased to call plumberwhy. that's literally their job. yeah there's a turd down there, what else would be? diamonds? besides that fat log would be on the landlords dime. ripping out a toilet on your own free will is an expense op must now pay to replace.
>>decide to throw entire toilet away>>i live in city apartment so no backyard>>throw it down the staircasewhy
even if you're supposed to dispose of a whole toilet, nobody gonna bat an eye to you taking a toilet to the dumpster
>>now entire apartment building smells like shit>how do i get rid of stenchwhy is this the concern?
if you're the type of person to throw a toilet down the stairs, you knew what you were doing and assumably would have a "fuck it" attitude towards the neighbors to begin with
The real concern should be that unless he lives in complete slums, dumbass is probably on camera doing illegal dumping of both a biohazard and dangerously sharp trash
And most importantly
>no proofhow you gonna throw a toilet down the stairs and not video tape it? even if you don't do a video what retard writes a thread like this without taking a picture of the problem that's apparently still right there outside his door? Is it shattered? Did it just clunk down the stair in one piece? What are we even supposed to do with what's written other than ham it up and pretend it's real and playfully call him a dumbass like a reddit post?
>this post is confirmed to be factually incorrect and attracted to the same gender 
