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ID:M2k/m2wq No.15180567 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be me
>eat a big juicy chili burger
>come home
>need to shit rllly badly
>take huge XXL juicer chocolate diarheaa in the toilet
>toilet now clogged with my chocolate syrup
>be autistic and introvert
>too embarrased to call a plumber
>decide to screw out my toilet
>live on 6th floor in an apartment building
>have no place to throw away shitted toilet
>my autist senses tell me throw toilet down the apartment staircase
>throw the toilet down the apartment staircase
>entire toilet shatters
>brown stains on the wall
>shit majestically flowing down the stairs like a fall
>quickly hide in my room
>1 hour later
>hear jannies crying
>the stench of shit filled up the entire apartment building
>police called
wat do??