>>15194033Hold dem breathes
A christian, a muslim and an atheist each walk into planes to pilot them... They need to fly from America to Europe
The christian's plain takes off but the engines are defective and the plain starts to fall down midway in the ocean. The christian begs Jesus to save the plane. Immediately after that the water in the ocean changes into first-class red wine, many fish appears in it, the old wound on the leg of the christian pilot heals itself, everyone who's ill gets cured but the plain's engines don't so it crashes into the water.
Miraculously the muslim's plane immediately after taking off flies in a direction towards Pentagon and crushes into it.
The atheist plane after taking off is stable until the atheist pilot realizes that the wave-equations don't have any real solution and ground so the plane annihilates itself in the entropy.
