"Kill the jan," the people said
Dragged to the guillotine
He wept like a pussy fag
They'll need to make a page 15
To hold all these great new threads.

The blade fell, his pipe exposed
Looked on did old Niggy
Who filled his undies in delight
Jan sprayed blood; he spray shite.

Spake the Niggy:
Pussy jannies finish last as I fart turds and turdy sharts
Shitting straining every vein to fill the skies with choccy rain
Blood of nerds fuel my dark arts
You will never know my pain
Once I pry my arse apart
The Jay will never be the same

And ye who watch and even laugh
And make epic posts so brave
Which of you is man enough
To take a shit on Janny's grave?