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>>15205971
SO HECKIN' QUIRKY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I enjoy a good chortle from a bumbling buffoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BfaMXgM2 Sat 14 May 2022 05:57:44 No.15205989 Report

Quoted By: >>15206020

>>15205985
im a litle manic today sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PXvYrDSx Sat 14 May 2022 06:00:03 No.15206000 Report

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>>15205967
>I wish to share my insights with the world.
>>15205968
>I am as I was made. It also keeps me warm.
>>15205971
>>15205972
Don't worry, I didn't tell the turtle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dqa0wH3b Sat 14 May 2022 06:06:57 No.15206020 Report

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>>15205989
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! HE'S MENTALLY ILL AND NOT JUST A FUMBLING FOOL!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

I guffaw with schadenfreude at your unfortunate neurological condition!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1Pt4keiZ Sat 14 May 2022 06:08:25 No.15206022 Report

Quoted By: >>15206062

What do you taste like? Can I crunch you between my teeth?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bkzs4jpe Sat 14 May 2022 06:13:44 No.15206030 Report

Quoted By: >>15206062

>>15205965
who will have a good day tomorrow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1Pt4keiZ Sat 14 May 2022 06:16:20 No.15206035 Report

Quoted By: >>15206062

>>15205965
Turtle could help me find a job this week

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PXvYrDSx Sat 14 May 2022 06:22:53 No.15206062 Report

Quoted By: >>15206069

>>15206022
>If you consumed me I would have a similar texture to a Wendy's chicken nugget, though a different flavor, of course. However, I would not crunch, as my bones are quite small and fragile.
>>15206030
>Most anons in this thread will have a good day tomorrow. But one anon... well, I best not divulge what lies ahead for that poor anon.
>>15206035
>What kind of job do you seek?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bkzs4jpe Sat 14 May 2022 06:26:27 No.15206069 Report

Quoted By: >>15206082

>>15206062
which anon is it is it me i hope its not me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PXvYrDSx Sat 14 May 2022 06:30:11 No.15206082 Report

Quoted By: >>15206104 >>15206132

>>15206069
>I am not at liberty to reveal the unfortunate anon. Statistically, given the 7 unique IDs thus far, the chance of said anon being you is merely 17%. Unlikely... statistically...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bkzs4jpe Sat 14 May 2022 06:38:34 No.15206104 Report

Quoted By: >>15206124

>>15206082
if you think about it its actually a 50/50 chance because its either me or its not me and thats only 2 options and therefore 50/50 therefore i am cursed and i should kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PXvYrDSx Sat 14 May 2022 06:44:14 No.15206124 Report

Quoted By: >>15206128 >>15206141

>>15206104
>Ah, a common statistical misconception. Truly, there are but 2 outcomes. However, these outcomes are not equally probably, thusly should not receive equal credence. One may or may not win the lottery, but his chance to win does not equal his chance to lose. Statistically you are unlikely to be the cursed one. But, you know. 17%.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PXvYrDSx Sat 14 May 2022 06:45:35 No.15206128 Report

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>>15206124
I meant to type "equally probable" but whatever. Turtle can't read anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dqa0wH3b Sat 14 May 2022 06:46:54 No.15206132 Report

Quoted By: >>15206178

>>15206082
CONTEMPTUOUS RAPSCALLION REPTILE! YOU WILL TELL ME WHO IS THE UNFORTUNATE ANON AT ONCE! TOMORROW IS A RESTINGN DAY AND I WILL NOT LET VIDYA MARATHON BE SQUANDERED BY A STUPID TURTLE WHO'S GREATEST THREAT IS A SODA CAN PLASTIC RING..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xrs5F2TE Sat 14 May 2022 06:49:28 No.15206136 Report

Quoted By: >>15206138 >>15206178

>>15205965
What can we, mortals, do against the gods? Are we completely powerless against these forces?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUh54IfB Sat 14 May 2022 06:50:34 No.15206138 Report

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>>15206136
Fuck-you-nigger-die-nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bkzs4jpe Sat 14 May 2022 06:51:25 No.15206141 Report

Quoted By: >>15206178

>>15206124
sorry i disagree

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUh54IfB Sat 14 May 2022 06:52:48 No.15206147 Report

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who are you quoting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUh54IfB Sat 14 May 2022 06:53:23 No.15206149 Report

Quoted By: >>15206152

test >greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bkzs4jpe Sat 14 May 2022 06:53:55 No.15206152 Report

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>>15206149
did it work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PXvYrDSx Sat 14 May 2022 07:04:24 No.15206178 Report

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>>15206132
>I shall do no such thing! My insight is privileged knowledge bestowed unto me by the Most Divine. Had I revealed that the Canadian as the cursed one I would be castigated and stripped of all my holy titles.
>>15206136
>Ah, a timeless quandary. Do we feebly walk the Earth at the whims of the Moirai? Possibly. Though we bear no right to results, our actions remain ours, and it has been intimated to me that that is sufficient.
>>15206141
>You are very welcome to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3HfnerL Sat 14 May 2022 07:18:21 No.15206210 Report

Quoted By: >>15206462

>>15205965
Your cuteness is unbounded, smol tortle.
Does 1 = 0.999... ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PXvYrDSx Sat 14 May 2022 08:48:05 No.15206462 Report

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>>15206210
The turtle said yes and then something about discrete math and epistemology, I don't know. I'm getting too sleepy to transcribe this dude's insights, sorry.

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