>ywn be free from government oppression
>ywn get a gun to protect yourself from criminals and the government
>ywn hang out with friendly strangers on the weekends
>ywn have huge circle of friends because americans are so friendly
>ywn have cute american gf to hang out with at a mall and make out with
>ywn party hard and make love with a college slut
>ywn feel the camaraderie of a fraternity
>ywn breathe free and dream big
>ywn live the American Dream
>tfw you will never live in the freest country in the world
>tfw you aren't american
Just fuck my shit up.
