my neighbors have called the police because they hear bloodcurdling screams multiple times a night coming from my house

it's those goddamn flying beetles, june bugs, stink bugs, whatever

i'm up all night with the raid and the lighter/spraypaint, battlin' these fuckers, sometimes they land in my hair

i sleep in the garage, and i open the doors at day sometimes

i shut the doors at 10pm, and the beetles start coming in at around 8pm

so from 10pm to 1am, i'm trying to sleep, and whenever i'm close to falling asleep, i hear the characteristic noise of these stupid fucking idiot retard creatures smashing themselves against the LEDs, and wriggling upside down on the floor, and i have to get up and exterminate

this is the horrid monotony of my life