I'm addicted to gay porno and proud of it. If I don't spend at least 5 hours a day gooning and edging to other men getting their rocks off with each other, I consider the day wasted. Since my show was cancelled by Adult Swim, I've been living with my parents who live in fear of me because I regularly beat them up for no reason. I get high as balls on cough syrup and computer duster and watch Caillou for days at a time. If I see a dog turd on the ground, I grab it and smoke that shit up. Marky's Pyramidhead tulpa looks a lot like me, lol. I'm a bugchaser. Sometimes I shit my pants in public because it amuses me. I got to gay fetish bars at least four times a week. When I met idubbz, I let him fuck me in the ass and put me on a leash and make me bark like a dog. I eat McDonalds and play TF2 all day, then I shitt my pants on purpose and fall asleep. When Rick and Morty gets cancelled, I will kill myself on livestream. I wear diapers and I'm a member of NAMBLA.
Sincerely,
Sam Hyde