>>15240542gaelic? i dont know much gaelic but, uh, tha gràin agam air sasainn, oir tha fàileadh dona air agus mar sin tha na daoine aige. bu chòir dha boma a leigeil sìos air
this was done with my loose knowledge of its grammar and heavy reference to a dictionary, because nobody really speaks it outside of the western isles and western highlands anymore, because yon anglo bastards stole it from the rest of us
or if you wanted modern scots then "oi ye wee jaike bastard ye owe me 5 pound, gies it here ye cunt", followed by a drunken pratfall onto one's face