>>15240973This one?
>"There are these three missionaries and they get captured by a nasty tribe of aborigines deep in the jungle. The aborigines tie them up and set them down before the chief, who as it happens speaks a little English.The chief says to them, 'We are a hostile tribe, and we despise you and your missionary ways. So you have two choices. Death or...kabunga.'
Then he gestures to the first missionary and says, 'Choose!"
Well the man doesn't know what this kabunga business is, but he knows what death is, all right, and he knows he doesn't want that. So he looks at the chief and says, 'I choose...kabunga.'
The chief raises his arms and cries out, 'Kabunga!' And a dozen warriors rush out. They throw this boy down, pull off his clothes, and sodomize him but good.
So now the chief looks at the second missionary, and he says, 'My friend, what do you choose? Will it be death, or...kabunga?'
Well this boy knows what kabunga is now, and he doesn't want any of it. But choosing death, well, that'd be suicide, and suicide is against his religious principles. So he swallows hard and says to the chief, 'I...I chose...kabunga.'
The chief raises his arms and cries out, 'Kabunga!' And once again, a dozen warriors rush out, and they have their way with this boy, and it goes on for an awful hour. Finally, it's over. The chief looks at the third missionary and says, 'What will it be, my friend? Death, or...kabunga?'
Now this boy's seen just about all the kabunga he can stand. And even though it's against his religious principles, and even though he knows death is the end, he just can't face kabunga. So he screws up all his courage, sticks out his chin, looks the chief straight in the eye, and says, 'I choose death!'
The chief raises his arms and cries out, 'Death! But first, kabunga!"
