Talked to this guy who delivers parcels across Europe today. He got pulled over last time by French customs. The French guys asked what he had in the parcels and obviously he doesn't know since he's just the driver but they threaten him with jail if they find any narcotics anyway. They start gutting and opening loads of parcels and the driver asks if they have any tape to put them back together because he doesn't. They say no and they gut one more parcel after hearing that.
When he gets to the UK the British guys looking at all the parcels say it's way too much work (not even 1/3 of a van full) and just trust his word but ask why all his parcels are fucked up. They laugh their asses off when they hear how the French didn't even have tape to fix them; they fix all the parcels for him after that.