ITT: /bant/ dragon slayer raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking dragon appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net/ Heres some info about this boss:
name@HillaryClinton
dificulty@easy
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you DIE! (your posts will no longer do damage)
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>>152982 http://drgchan.ddns.net/152982 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
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>>152982 ok I've learned the magic from the last thread
I'm going to FUSRODAH this dragon
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>>153502 well rip me
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *swings sword*
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just posting whatever i can desu
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READ THE RULE IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
>>>http://drgchan.ddns.net/info >>>http://drgchan.ddns.net/152982 >>153701 >>153502 Great, both the knights are dead.
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>>153701 t'was a nice thread while it lasted
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>>153892 swings sword at unfunny pepe*
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>>153892 Don't worry anon, we just need a healer, a paladin, a dragonborn, or someone to roll 00 or 69
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>>152982 So glad these threads are back
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fuck this shit, I died.
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Hell yeah, a Bard. Time to dust off my monster pictures to help fight the dragon
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>If you roll under 11 you DIE! (your posts will no longer do damage) Should this be removed?
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>>154159 GO MY PETS, HELP THE SOLDIERS
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*Teleports behind you*
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LEEEET'S GIT IT ON!
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we need revives
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>>154269 You have saved us my brother! You must be white after all
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>>154269 Sheeit I saved everyone.
Roll again.
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>>154607 uhh rip. Can i get a rez?
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>>152982 (if you have any feature requests, reply to this post)
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>>152982 I want to bring wounded battle hardened manly men back to full health
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Rolling for next attack.
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>>154704 I will avenge you
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>>154799 >lewd bard I'm okay with this.
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>>152982 die you over sized nigzer
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>>154811 >>154802 This avenging shit doesn't seem to be working
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>>154636 nickname@stumpintrumpin
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>>154984 lewd bard best bard
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>>155007 more dead on arrival than no man's sky
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There needs to be more reviving mechanics. It's pretty boring just sitting here like a dead faggot
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>>155165 Greetings, ranger.
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>>155173 there's a class that specifically revives
>>155234 wrong person
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>>155035 dead knights can't avenge people
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>>155272 There's 3 classes that can revive
>>155282 I'm not dead though, it doesn't seem to be working for anybody anyway
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>>155272 >>155316 And we don't have any in this thread
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>>155444 I have to check this numbers while in the battle
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we need revives
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I don't have enough gondolas to handle this
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>>155007 nickname@dedonarrival
cool id man !!OHO9ArjyoYg
cool id man !!OHO9ArjyoYg ID:zd3kdXCv Sat 06 May 2017 21:23:57 No. 155553 Report Quoted By:
rolling
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FOR THE QUEEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Summoning French monsters
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>>155566 our queen has failed us.
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>>155566 Boost the trips and doubles power !!!
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>>155559 I've missed playing this
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>>155609 >>155602 Even more avenge
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JOINS THE FIGHT
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Is a bard the best character? 69 get
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Everyone, try avenging me. I'm testing something
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>>155574 Just kidding they're all monsters
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>>155668 HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>155682 What are you testing?
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>>155668 >1 off of raid revive Anonymous
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>>155682 what are you testing?
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Bigg Gulliver enters the fray!
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fuck yeah summon@water
cool id man !!OHO9ArjyoYg
cool id man !!OHO9ArjyoYg ID:zd3kdXCv Sat 06 May 2017 21:28:54 No. 155737 Report Quoted By:
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>>155728 Looks like I'm a healer lads! Who needs healing?
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do bards even do anything
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Uhhh Summon@water Fwishhh
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>>155767 gotta keep posting pics
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>>155728 A HEALER! REVIVE US!
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>>155766 Me pls. Also remember you have to quote the death posts.
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>>155767 BARDS are here to motive troops! each time they post an image the next 3 posts will do bonus damage!
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>>155810 i fuggin died help blis :DDD
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>>155728 Hey, a healer!
Revive me here
>>154704 Anonymous
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>>155403 I'll heal this guy first if he stops bitching about the Falklands
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>>154607 ^^^^ Healers revive me here with this post ^^^^^
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so bards are basically whores
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Does avenge even work
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summon@water again
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll
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>>154704 Fuck let's try this again
*ahem*
HEAL
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>>155912 way to waste a heal on one post, god dammit....
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>>154607 I'll try healing this bloke instead
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>>155971 the fuck did you do?
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>>155922 bards play the action music in the background
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I hope I do something
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>>155994 refresh the page and look at the top avengers
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>>155969 FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
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summon@water fuck this
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does it even matter what pictures i post? i could even just keep posting letters from the seinfeld logo and it would still work
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who needs a heal?
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>>155969 The hero we need.
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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WE GONNA WIN summon@water
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EVERYONE'S ALIVE!! GET THIS FUCK!! * SWINGS FURIOUSLY *
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You're welcome
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>>155969 InshAllah brother
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ok im going to post the entire alphabet
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Hellspawn, attack!
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Rarely have pics so ill just attack
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>>156020 welp
you know what would be nice? having the stats displayed in the thread
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nickname@curry_muncher
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Perfect k/D ratio
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Is it possible to summon a gf? nickname@summon-a-gf
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gotta keep playing
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>>156104 avenge!
to hell with ye!!
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Follow the Leviathan!
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summon@water let's go lads
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avenge doesnt work
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>>156104 Not so fast, HEEEEAAAAAALLLL
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*Just throws the instrument*
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fuck it, knight avenge not working. normal swings.
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>>156241 thx mate now i can finish posting the alphabet
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summon@water>tfw no water waifu
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>>156225 does it even pick up summons with more content in the post?
summon@water
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Our president shall lead us to victory, gents!
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GOD DAMN IT
>>156278 apparently, yeah
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>>156302 I must heal the healer!
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>>156010 Let's try this again
REVIVE
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>>156348 neato
nickname@Meguca
summon@water
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>>156375 It's not showing any heals apart from the 69 gets on the feed though
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less than 1,000 hp now
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Summoning a water gf summon@water
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>>156402 >>156405 >>156406 I'll revive all three of you!
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summon@water and again
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Bump limit reached - we need to kill this thing quickly
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Water is wet summon@water
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>>156455 JUST KEEP SWINGING, JUST KEEP SWINGING
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just a little more
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>>156485 FUCK IT SWINGING, JUST KEEP SWINGING
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>>156424 Idk how the system works, do I need to be posting a specific command like @revive or some shit?
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>>156505 >>156509 The only two dead ones right now!!
REVIVE
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summon@water let's beat this thing
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>>156509 @revive
See if this works
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>>156500 hey thanks my dude
summon@water
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the time is now
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THIS TIME I WON'T DIE I SWEAR.
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>image limit Fuck. How are we gonna summon now?
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nicnkame@Worstlock
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>The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. >However, he will no longer heal himself >>156609 >>156606 Avenge
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>tfw image limit reached FUCK summon@water
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*arrow flying*
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rip image limit
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>>156609 Let's revive this cunt
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This fucker won't die.
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i'll just keep attacking. don't need no images
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image limit reached, no more bard songs
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>>156670 Can still do regular damage though
>>156711 >>156705 Anonymous
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>>156670 muh deeps
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>>156705 I need a healer please
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nickname@worstlock
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>>156670 yeah, we're fucked
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>>156705 >>156711 >>156717 I'll revive the lot of you!
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so much for being a whore :(
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Image cap reached, all I can do is a regular attack
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>>156705 >>156711 >>156717 Let's try this again
HEAL
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wham bam thank your mam
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hillary still has 6,000 hp
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Warlocks were a mistake summon@water
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>>156786 Hell yeah! *Swings his dick against the beast*
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more water summon@water
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>>156786 im not dead, you die if you roll lower than 11
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>>156786 Are heals even working when it's not a get?
>>156802 >>156805 venge
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>>156509 HEALERS AREN'T HEALING
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>>156802 >>156805 >>156822 Get back on your feet boys
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tfw i will never be able to post the rest of my seinfeld alphabet
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tfw I keep missing
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Reviving and avenging doesnt work
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>>156859 I don't fucking know man, none of my even rolls seem to be showing up but imma do my job anyway
>>156509 HEAL
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>HILLARYCLINTON HAS ENRAGED! Every roll under 11 will result in death!! uh i thought that was already the case?
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>>156900 00 thats great dude
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At 4920 hp the min roll will be 22 instead of 11
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>>156923 oh nvm it changed to 22 now
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I'll claim the kill.
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hillary is down to 4000
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>>156900 I MUST AT LEAST TRY
REVIIIIIIIIIIVE
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I'll get the head biatch!
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>>157000 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Pretty sure game is broken. heals and avenges haven't worked the whole time.
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>>157013 Oh fuck I'm dead
First time so far
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>>157000 Ay caramba hermano estamos cerca aaayyy!!
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all right we won now what
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>>157000 YYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
new bread, or nah?
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>>157000 YES CUNT YOU KILLED IT
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>>157090 not until i fix revives and avenges
also tell me what to implement
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>>157090 Make a new bread please
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>>157081 new thread or back to shitposting basically
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>>157120 You can make a tank class who dies on lower rolls or protects other classes
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>tfw want to play more I hope I never get warlock ever again
>>157000 FUCKIN NICE
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>>157120 Do you have any idea why revives and avenges are kill?
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>>157120 >also tell me what to implement some api to display the log in threads via userscripts
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>>157120 Thank you croatianon :3
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>>157225 this desu
Or just a new class in general
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>>157244 There is the bookmarklet on the thread page but that doesn't work
>https://gyazo.com/d284764385a6a6400ef81902aa235d67 Anonymous
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>>157275 dis thrEAD IS DEAD sorry
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>>157120 >Warlocks was a mistake :D Anonymous
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>>157348 right, but that simply drops an iframe on the page.
it doesn't work because the url to the server running the thing wasn't updated
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