WARWICK DAVIS YOU SON OF A BITCH! I am king midge! I declared that no midge be cast as a fantasy dwarf ever again!! After I slaughtered Disney and their precious Seven dwarves, you really think you can star in a Willow sequel and remain unscathed? This is a fatal offense. I AM THE RIGHTFUL KING OF THE MIDGES!!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A MIDGET FIGHT!!!!!!!!

Political implications of fantasy dwarves being considered offensive by neoliberals in the 21st century?