>>15314954Take Bengali instead of Nippongo. If you learn Japanese or German, you will forever feel like a failure at life for learning a language without ever finding any reason to use it. Also, you will develop tismophrenia for and laugh at shitty /pol/ memes after abandoning all contact with human beings.
In contrast, if you learn Bengali you will become a mega-Chad who will get tons of poon and become an expert Linux user as well as a C# programmer. You will even get a free British work visa.
