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So I have these feminist roommates who are causing problems.

/poltard/ ID:deWt9UCm Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:04:13 No.1532371 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1532421 >>1532587 >>1533376 >>1533456

>Uses all the dishes in less than 2 hours everyday
>never cleans up
>Complains about all my animals
>starts telling people I don't take care of my animals
>finds out my mothers number somehow and talks shit to her
>always loud
>complains about me being "loud"

how can i get these fucktards outta my house, and or fuck their life up thanks dads.

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Anonymous ID:nl6u2b58 Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:07:17 No.1532410 Report

Quoted By: >>1532441

what animals do you have op?
depending on what you have it may be better to just move out and live by yourself or find new roomates

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!q3ddz.gTps ID:fOaCaltL Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:08:11 No.1532421 Report

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>>1532371
Food poisoning or put a shit ton of salt in her food so she dies of cardiac arrest

/poltard/

/poltard/ ID:deWt9UCm Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:10:00 No.1532441 Report

Quoted By: >>1532536 >>1532891 >>1533144

>>1532410
two dogs, and two cats they're my life, and they're trying to get them taken away because they dislike animals.. As of right now, I cannot move I do not have a job. Plus losing my house in about a month so ripperoni.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aQoEM31G Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:18:37 No.1532536 Report

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>>1532441
Try to get a job, don't put any pride in it just make money. Then you'll be able to move out and leave those shitheads. Also if you clean for them then stop it and only clean your own shit. Paper plates and plastic cutlery could also be a good idea so you won't have to do any dishes at all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/XXc/ZSa Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:21:56 No.1532587 Report

Quoted By: >>1532826 >>1533764

>>1532371

Why don't you defecate in the most annoying one's purse to get the point across?

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!CumBENIS4c ID:qtN5W54p Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:24:06 No.1532602 Report

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>listening to women

/poltard/

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/poltard/ ID:deWt9UCm Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:44:01 No.1532826 Report

Quoted By: >>1533164

>>1532587
good idea

operation poopoopurse.

>wait for them both to leave
>run to the bitches room
>picks door like ninja my stealth level goes up
>noticepurse.gif
>naruto run to purse grab it
>puts purse under my ass and explodes
>run to my room with a uncleaned asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zGzvm3Mj Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:51:11 No.1532891 Report

Quoted By: >>1532918

>>1532441
Who lived there first and whose name(s) is/are on the lease?

/poltard/

/poltard/ ID:deWt9UCm Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:53:45 No.1532918 Report

Quoted By: >>1532933

>>1532891
It was me and my family. I'm a young anon, I'm not on a lease but those two feminazis are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zGzvm3Mj Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:55:46 No.1532933 Report

Quoted By: >>1532964

>>1532918
So you're effectively the landlord? If so just kick them out (being careful not to breach the lease agreement).

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/poltard/ ID:deWt9UCm Sun 23 Jul 2017 21:58:22 No.1532964 Report

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>>1532933
No my mother is the landlord, and shes on their side. Because they're women, plus if the roommates aren't happy they'll just leave, and my moms a jew so, ya' know how jews are about money.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GPpkA/GB Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:07:19 No.1533061 Report

Quoted By: >>1533076

Just clean up after your own mess and let them wallow in their filth, get paper plates for yourself, complain about them being loud and anything else you can think of

/poltard/

/poltard/ ID:deWt9UCm Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:08:16 No.1533076 Report

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>>1533061
They've broken half of the lease rules, and I've tried telling the landlord, but they donut care. I'm in a pickle.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+sM+rTok Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:13:54 No.1533144 Report

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>>1532441
You have a problem.
That's way too many unless you live on a fucking farm

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pHbYF3QJ Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:15:27 No.1533164 Report

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>>1532826
Can you greentext some stories I am bored?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DR8HUE6p Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:17:59 No.1533183 Report

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Dude, just poison them. Get some castor beans, make ricin, and fucking kill them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFdimn6Y Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:36:12 No.1533376 Report

Quoted By: >>1533504

>>1532371
Piss into her shampoo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1QgjEF4 Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:44:11 No.1533456 Report

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>>1532371
Trigger them so hard with Hitler memes they paralyze on the spot . Then facefuck each until they choke to death on your massive dong . But you'll need money , 'cause no job , so sell the warm bodies to necrophiles via Craigslist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EgdJ1D9H Sun 23 Jul 2017 22:48:13 No.1533504 Report

Quoted By: >>1533667 >>1533764

>>1533376
This. Piss in their belongings. Their beds. Their food. Their purses, piss on their toothbrushes. Leak in their shampoo. THIS is how you claim your territory anon. You have to go full caveman here to let these whales know who's boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zGzvm3Mj Sun 23 Jul 2017 23:01:49 No.1533667 Report

Quoted By: >>1533772

>>1533504
That's actually childish, cowardly, and disgusting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:whCp2rxA Sun 23 Jul 2017 23:11:46 No.1533764 Report

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>>1533504
>>1532587
OP, channel your energy, and become pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EgdJ1D9H Sun 23 Jul 2017 23:12:25 No.1533772 Report

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>>1533667
Don't listen to this guy OP, You must tap into your primitive senses seeing as those lards already have. 1-Up them, they'll never see it coming.

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