>>15328872Fun story from a 30yo boomer I guess:
Buddy was just divorced so we went to Portland to explore and barcrawl for cheap. This was in like 2018 before the madness of our times kek. Cold wet February but we loved it. Craft beers and white people yay :D
Stayed at Hawthorne Hostel which was actually really chill. It advertised for younger people but we got to chill with some badass trucker dudes.
Place was still going south fast in retrospect, there was a smashed up coffeeshop overnight and poop on the sidewalk. But you could jaywalk and cars a block away would slow down, it was fucking mind-blowing.
Anyway, the boobs. Steak and Titties. We wore fuzzy warm onsies and went to a place called Acropolis, it had the best grass-fed steaks from the farms around Portland. Boomer trucker dudes told us about it. It was a cold wet Feb like I said so the girls fucking glued themselves to us because we were cute warm and cuddly. The girls were 7/10s to 11/10s One chick had a pierced asshole, another had a tattoo of a kraken around her asshole. Most crazy thing I've ever seen. Groped the shit out of us even tho it was a regular stripclub where it's technically not allowed. Towards the end of the night they closed at 2 and then we brought a pair back to the hostel and quietly fucked for 40 bucks a pop. I didnt last long but buddy was a champ lol.
Fun times. Acropolis is closed now and Portland sucks ass but it was a blast for 72 hours.
