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>>15339581

Didn't understand the Vikings.

They believed in Eye for an Eye.

But then they believed in raiding their neighbors and killing them.

Vikings believe if they kill enough innocence, they go into Heaven, Valhalla.

So it's no surprise that the Viking who violated Eye for an Eye -

Burns.

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:08:30 No.15339587 Report

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>>15339581
>I shouldn't be here
You got that part right

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:09:49 No.15339588 Report

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>>15339581
You have to die in battle to enter Valhalla so most of you wouldn't make anyhow.

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:11:22 No.15339589 Report

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THE JEWISH RABBI THAT CAME FROM A DESERT CULT OR YOU'LL SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN FIRE!
>oh also if you've never heard of OUR god that all humans are based off haha YOU GO TO HELL!

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:13:15 No.15339590 Report

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>>15339589
>>15339588
>>15339586
>>15339585
Larpagans only want to convert to paganism so they can commit acts of homosexuality and pretend god doesnt exist

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:13:53 No.15339591 Report

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>>15339590
Anglos not only white but also jews. Period.

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:19:59 No.15339592 Report

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>>15339590
>pretend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:22:31 No.15339593 Report

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Another religious thread, huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:28:36 No.15339594 Report

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>>15339581
here's what really happens: blackness
nothing. just like before you were born. eternal nothingness. cope christcuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:29:12 No.15339595 Report

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>>15339581
>memeflag

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:31:36 No.15339596 Report

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>>15339581
Hows that paki food?

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:33:24 No.15339597 Report

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>>15339581
The only answer is Aryan Christianity. The Light of Christ shall break through the Demiurge illusion, cast the Archons and their (((colaborators) down to Tartarus, and the Archangels shall lead us to Valhalla!

https://youtu.be/xPHPy93zcZU

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:34:52 No.15339598 Report

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>>15339581
Your god was nailed to a board, my god carries a hammer.

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:41:22 No.15339599 Report

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:42:09 No.15339600 Report

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:45:15 No.15339601 Report

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>>15339581
I trust prebible religions more than I trust shit that came from the bible.

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:46:49 No.15339602 Report

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:47:49 No.15339603 Report

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>>15339581
Serves 'em right!

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:49:15 No.15339604 Report

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>>15339581
What’s the difference between Ragnarok and Armageddon?

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:49:35 No.15339605 Report

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>>15339581
You get to Valhalla by fighting your way through hell....... Presumably.

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:50:26 No.15339606 Report

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https://twitter.com/Michael76077773/status/1531318448348856320
Get a load of these faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2022 17:51:17 No.15339607 Report

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>>15339590
Do you think you've ever convinced anyone to convert to Christianity?

Like a single person?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VLfVlqxK Mon 30 May 2022 17:56:41 No.15339785 Report

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Valhalla is an iron age innovation

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Anonymous ID:En2mUtvI Mon 30 May 2022 18:19:49 No.15339878 Report

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>>15339581
anyone got the gif of Willem Dafoe and it says "pagans when they don't actually go to vaginaqueefenpoopenfarten" and he says "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!"

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Anonymous ID:w8x5MrtV Mon 30 May 2022 18:19:56 No.15339881 Report

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Anonymous ID:UvDiAQEP Mon 30 May 2022 18:31:39 No.15339931 Report

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>>15339581
You only get into Valhalla if you die a violent death in battle, and even then it's only a 50/50 chance the valkyries pick you.

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Anonymous ID:VLfVlqxK Mon 30 May 2022 18:33:25 No.15339939 Report

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>>15339931
No, you can also go there if you let someone wound you in a certain way on your death bed

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Anonymous ID:w8x5MrtV Mon 30 May 2022 18:42:23 No.15339964 Report

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Anonymous ID:w8x5MrtV Mon 30 May 2022 18:49:14 No.15339982 Report

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Anonymous ID:mT+065Jj Mon 30 May 2022 18:50:19 No.15339986 Report

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>>15339585
this picture describes /pol/ pretty well

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Anonymous ID:iVaaPaFk Mon 30 May 2022 20:40:54 No.15340822 Report

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>>15339581
I don't know if you are like this OP, but I suspect that many who make memes like this are of a mindset where they are confident they are saved and are under a self delusion of being a good person, and probably spends a lot of time unnecessarily online shitposting and telling others they'll go to Hell, laced with a sense of pride. I am too guilty of all of this, but I feel if I don't post this, then make an effort to dedicate my life to good and Christ I condemn myself, assuming Christianity is true (I feel like it may be).
May Christs mercy be abundant on us all.

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Anonymous ID:wUC6psvP Mon 30 May 2022 21:06:20 No.15340977 Report

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>>15339586
I thought the viking version of hell was cold, damp, and dark.

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Anonymous ID:M3PPqzdO Mon 30 May 2022 21:08:50 No.15340992 Report

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>>15339585
is this picture undebunkable?

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Anonymous ID:rkwPvoxC Mon 30 May 2022 21:26:27 No.15341102 Report

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>>15339585
The only high IQ post in this thread is from Hong Kong.

The IQ map is definitely true.

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Anonymous ID:64mJPxzH Mon 30 May 2022 21:33:10 No.15341137 Report

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Anonymous ID:AzzQiLoM Mon 30 May 2022 23:34:02 No.15342177 Report

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>>15339590
>Christkeks' brain immediately goes to thinking about his opponents having buttsex

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