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Scout gets the Heavy load
Blu Scout was in Payload. He always needed protection from the big bad boys who were eager to share their crit-a-cola can, but he preferred Bonk. Everybody left the match, but Blu Scout. For a weak, lanky, slender, long pansy, he was doing a good job at shoving things in certain places. He groaned with every push. Suddenly, he looked down at his pants to realize they were gone. A black dot was charging at Blu Scout from the horizon. That dot became a fat man. That fat man was the Red Heavy. That Red Heavy had an excited grin on his face, a mini-gun, his mini mini-gun and no clothes on. Scout tried to push harder but the cart could only move so fast and no one was joining the server. He was all alone and unprotected.
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Blu Scout was in Payload. He always needed protection from the big bad boys who were eager to share their crit-a-cola can, but he preferred Bonk. Everybody left the match, but Blu Scout. For a weak, lanky, slender, long pansy, he was doing a good job at shoving things in certain places. He groaned with every push. Suddenly, he looked down at his pants to realize they were gone. A black dot was charging at Blu Scout from the horizon. That dot became a fat man. That fat man was the Red Heavy. That Red Heavy had an excited grin on his face, a mini-gun, his mini mini-gun and no clothes on. Scout tried to push harder but the cart could only move so fast and no one was joining the server. He was all alone and unprotected.
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