>2017

>not smoking cigarettes
Were you at bullied school, are you retarded, or both?

>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition for who lives the longest?

>Y-You get hooked on them!
No you won't, unless you're underaged and can't smoke in moderation.

>I-Its expensive!!!
Who's forcing you to buy a pack a day, you dum-dum?!