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I love/hate Latinas. I took the Latina pill like 3 years ago and haven't really looked back.
1. They are absolute semen demons, they are like divinely engineered for sex. If you aren't using contraception of some kind, she will get pregnant. Most fertile women I've ever seen.
2. The good ones have all the qualities of wife material: great cooks, conservative values, religious, extremely family oriented, believe in traditional gender and family roles/ideas. Adorable, very romantic. Knows how to dress up.
3. Also most love partying/going out. Have probably slept with their entire friend group of guys. Probably started getting railed by a 30 year old when she was 17 because Latin America rolls like that.
4. Can snap and go insane at any moment. Will be jealous of anything you do but will be surprised/offended if you even hint jealousy at anything she does. Will act like an insane person and fight with you then give you crazy sex 15 minutes later.
I've debated moving to Latin America multiple times. My Spanish is good enough now that I'd be able to become fluent soon after moving there.
However, as Latino bros know, they can be a fucking headache and not even worth the trouble. I might just go get a Muslim or Asian wife.
