>>1535668I regret to inform you, -sir-, that the assertion that I huff gas is in fact completely untrue. Furthermore, I have no doubt in my mind that you brought this up due to our native inhabitant's abuse of inhalant (petrol being one, with other examples such as glue.) You should never have made that horrible, racist joke and I have reported you to the moderators to give you a little time off and think about your life choices and what made you such an objectively bad person. Racism is a serious issue and that's why op decided to make the thread in the first place.
not srs. if above text didn't make me sound like a boring stuffy asshole i don't know what will