I'm conflicted on this conflict. As a Protestant anglo-american girl, I want to get fucked by Eastern Orthodox Ukrainian and Bulgarian and Romanian and Greek men (who are on one side of the war) - but at the same time I also want to get fucked by Serbian, Russian, and Belarussian men (who are on another side of the conflict)

How do I cope with being torn between two sides who hate each other but want to get fucked by both?