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Quoted By: >>1537113
>Be me
>Be basketball American
>Be 19 and horny
>Post picture of body of craigslist looking to get laid
>few responses from hamplanets and gay guys
>about to write it off as failure
>get email from a guy telling me to call him
>says he has a deal I can't refuse
>whynot.jpg
>call him
>he wants to set me up with his fucktoy
>sends picture of her
>milf with big tits
>expandingdong.gif
>agree to try to meet up with her
>go to swingers club where she is
>she’s with an older black guy
>he blocks me at every path
>drift around swinger’s club looking like an idiot
>cockblock finally leaves
>get to talk to milf
>she’s way hotter in person
>she’s way older in person
>she’s 57
>penis doesn’t care
>talk with her
>guy who hooked me up told me that I was a friend of his son
>rollwithit.png
>hit on her a bit
>give her an excuse why guy’s son wasn’t with me
>old black guy returns
>he buys her a drink and the two leave together
>fuck
>tell contact that I wasn’t able to seal the deal
>think that’s the end of it
>being this wrong
>Be basketball American
>Be 19 and horny
>Post picture of body of craigslist looking to get laid
>few responses from hamplanets and gay guys
>about to write it off as failure
>get email from a guy telling me to call him
>says he has a deal I can't refuse
>whynot.jpg
>call him
>he wants to set me up with his fucktoy
>sends picture of her
>milf with big tits
>expandingdong.gif
>agree to try to meet up with her
>go to swingers club where she is
>she’s with an older black guy
>he blocks me at every path
>drift around swinger’s club looking like an idiot
>cockblock finally leaves
>get to talk to milf
>she’s way hotter in person
>she’s way older in person
>she’s 57
>penis doesn’t care
>talk with her
>guy who hooked me up told me that I was a friend of his son
>rollwithit.png
>hit on her a bit
>give her an excuse why guy’s son wasn’t with me
>old black guy returns
>he buys her a drink and the two leave together
>fuck
>tell contact that I wasn’t able to seal the deal
>think that’s the end of it
>being this wrong
