>2017

>Doesn´t poke spikes in his dick
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?

>I-It hurts!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who has the least dick pain?

>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, except if you are underage and incapable of using spikes in moderation.

>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a dick spike a day a day, you fucking peat-gavel?