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What is the best way to kill myself?

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:43:25 No.15405459 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15405511 >>15405553 >>15405565 >>15409095

What is the best way to kill myself?, i dont have rope for a noose, i dont have a gun, and i feel like using a knife would be slow and painful, i want a lot of blood with little to no pain. If I search this on google its just gonna post a suicide hotline

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ejP5Ro9F Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:45:12 No.15405461 Report

Quoted By: >>15405464

it would be so cool if when you called the suicide hotline it made your phone blast so much radiation into your head that you die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:46:03 No.15405464 Report

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>>15405461
Yeah lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DfNnOwZQ Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:46:50 No.15405467 Report

Quoted By: >>15405475

i think jumping off a very very tall building would be the quickest and also make a lot of blood. you wouldn't feel anything cause the impact to the ground would be so instant.

in a video game, of course (i am not in any way an assisting in this anon's suicide FBI, we are talking about fantasy here.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CO5eind Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:47:10 No.15405468 Report

Quoted By: >>15405485

Don't do it.

Call 116 123

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/DjaJNU3 Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:47:20 No.15405469 Report

Quoted By: >>15405480

Head first off a tall building

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/DjaJNU3 Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:48:09 No.15405471 Report

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Do it.

Don't call 228 1337

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:saOYKPRE Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:48:53 No.15405474 Report

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Headfirst off a diving board into an empty swimming pool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:49:05 No.15405475 Report

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>>15405467
Has to be within a building, specifically a classroom

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lLC9KMJc Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:50:01 No.15405479 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:50:02 No.15405480 Report

Quoted By: >>15405499

>>15405469
Has to be within a building

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5mGJoW0G Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:50:18 No.15405482 Report

Quoted By: >>15405492

Shotgun to the head, chud style

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GbFHjdSV Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:51:07 No.15405485 Report

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>>15405468
That's only 6 digits. Will they be able to give him the location of a tall building to use?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:52:13 No.15405491 Report

Quoted By: >>15405493

I forgot to mention that it HAS TO be withing a CLASSROOM sized room, maybe a hallway though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:52:55 No.15405492 Report

Quoted By: >>15405517

>>15405482
I dont have a gun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lLC9KMJc Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:52:59 No.15405493 Report

Quoted By: >>15405497

>>15405491
again
train
do they not have trains where you live

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:54:20 No.15405497 Report

Quoted By: >>15405526

>>15405493
There is a train, but no train inside of a classroom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/DjaJNU3 Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:54:27 No.15405499 Report

Quoted By: >>15405513

>>15405480
Clumsily trip on your own foot and smash your temple on a corner of table

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:57:03 No.15405511 Report

Quoted By: >>15405518 >>15405524

>>15405459
A little backstory, I love this beautiful 10/10 woman but there is also this kid who hates me because i called him queer and he got pissed off and started telling everyone im a nazi, they both hang out together and shit, both at lunch and they skip class to walk in the halls, which i dont really like telling people this but i also have depression which makes it even worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:57:42 No.15405513 Report

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>>15405499
Wont kill me but will just hurt a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5mGJoW0G Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:58:10 No.15405517 Report

Quoted By: >>15405521

>>15405492
Oh shit. That was the 2nd line. Jumping off a high place would be free and some what painless. G forces would be uncomfortable, but it'd be quick, if done right.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:58:16 No.15405518 Report

Quoted By: >>15405524

>>15405511
Also i am not showing a pic of her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:59:17 No.15405521 Report

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>>15405517
I didnt mention this in the original post but it has to be in a classroom sized room

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/DjaJNU3 Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:59:19 No.15405523 Report

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Meh, it's either a larp or the op is underage, i'm out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CO5eind Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:59:21 No.15405524 Report

Quoted By: >>15405536

>>15405511
>>15405518
How old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lLC9KMJc Tue 07 Jun 2022 02:59:29 No.15405526 Report

Quoted By: >>15405530

>>15405497
if you dont even want to walk/bike or drive a distance to a railroad then you dont really want to die
at least put some effort into it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4CO5eind Tue 07 Jun 2022 03:00:09 No.15405530 Report

Quoted By: >>15405539

>>15405526
He wants to traumatise his classmates i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 03:01:02 No.15405536 Report

Quoted By: >>15405550

>>15405524
Im an 8th grade faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 03:01:23 No.15405539 Report

Quoted By: >>15405550

>>15405530
Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lLC9KMJc Tue 07 Jun 2022 03:04:35 No.15405550 Report

Quoted By: >>15405558

>>15405536
>>15405539
you dont even want to die you just want to be edgy on the internet
grow up some before you decide whether you want to kys or not
underage b&

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LT0aS/Lf Tue 07 Jun 2022 03:05:35 No.15405553 Report

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>>15405459
sedatives and puncture an artery right before passing out. alcohol would be good because it thins the blood, inhibits clotting, and possibly you'll get drunk enough that you realize killing yourself is stupid and you sleep it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 03:06:48 No.15405558 Report

Quoted By: >>15405569

>>15405550
Oh no i do actually want to die, its not a larp, but using google wont help me at all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xrytiio2 Tue 07 Jun 2022 03:08:11 No.15405565 Report

Quoted By: >>15405584

>>15405459
desu fentanyl/heroin overdose is the way to go. your brain basically orgasms so hard it stops breathing. not only peaceful, but euphoric. you'll feel like you're in heaven for the last few minutes of your life. i hope you find peace.

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Anonymous ID:4CO5eind Tue 07 Jun 2022 03:08:52 No.15405569 Report

Quoted By: >>15405579

>>15405558
Hope you find happiness bro, enjoy this webm.
Death aint so cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 03:11:08 No.15405579 Report

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>>15405569
Thanks bro but i dont want support nor do i want others feeling bad for me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5HNOmh7a Tue 07 Jun 2022 03:12:19 No.15405584 Report

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>>15405565
Honestly the most possible one, but how painful would it be to use a knife and where is the best spot to stab myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OCXD6tOv Tue 07 Jun 2022 06:49:11 No.15409095 Report

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>>15405459
get a job as a teacher

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BZZtq049 Tue 07 Jun 2022 07:02:20 No.15409124 Report

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if you have to kill yourself dont be a faggot and bring someone with you to hell
give the world back a little of the terror it gave you

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