>>15415895So he was always planning on coming down to meet me, but my plan was always to do nothing and just laugh when he didn’t see his internet lover. But eventually after putting up with this guy for a while, his true retardation started getting on my nerves, and my NPD mind was completely appalled that anybody that insignificant could exist on this planet. So when he came to my city, me as a girl told him that he shouldn’t waste his money on an Uber from the train station to the restaurant I was meeting him at, and that I would send my “cousin” to go pick him up, myself being her cousin I course. So I picked him up from the train station and made some gay conversation, pretending to not already know about the stuff he told me about his “girlfriend.” I texted him as the girl and told him “yo my cousin gets really distracted, try to put up with him, sorry,” so he wasn’t too pissed when I “accidentally” passed the restaurant. I told him that it was a blessing in disguise because there’s “a really cheap gas station up here,” but I “accidentally” passed the gas station too, and said I’d make a u-turn in a culdesac (I scoped this out the day before, it’s a long, abandoned culdesac in the middle of nowhere behind the gas station). Earlier in the car ride I purposely brought up cars so he would reveal to me that he was good with cars like a faggot, so when we were at the end of the culdesac I was like “yo you’re good with cars, right? You think you could help me with a problem I’m having under my hood?” But my hood wouldn’t open at the time, so while he was struggling to lift it up, I said I was gonna go “take a piss” so I could get behind him.
