W-w-we're your greatest allies, guys!
FUCK THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP


You come off as a paedophile does to his victim

You're a world power who usurped our position in the 1900s with some frankly fucking shocking tactics that proved you were absolutely no friend of ours, including but not limited to;

>Forcing us to scrap a lot of our Navy after WWI to 'appease Germany' (turns out later you just wanted us weakened)

>Loans at massive interest during WWII because you knew we needed them, with the express goal of killing our empire

>Suez

>Fucking us over over the Falklands and TO THIS DAY still calling it "Las Malvinas"

>Pressured muh based Thatcher into letting you build air bases in our country to attack Libya

>YOU LITERALLY FUNDED THE FUCKING IRA AND BILL CLINTON GAVE THEM VALIDITY BY HOLDING TALKS AND MEETINGS WITH THEM

>And last but not least most recently your creepy "Special Relationship" meme where you just drag us into oil wars as your lapdog.
Britain and America have NEVER EVER BEEN FRIENDS!
FUCK AMERIKKA.