Enter scene:
Bevis and Butthead are laughing in the music room and trying to play guitar. They think they sound good but actually are not good. They laugh. Bevis takes notice of a bass guitar.
BEVIS: Heh heh. Hey Butthead. Should we learn to play bass?
Butthead grabs the bass and hits Bevis over the head with it. Bevis yelps and then they both laugh.
BUTTHEAD: Ha ha ha the bass suck. Only failed guitarist play bass.
I enter the scene.
ME: Ummm that is actually a common fallacy. The bass is a very complicated instrument and is very important to a band.
They both look confused but are willing to understand
BUTTHEAD: Uh what?
I let out a sigh. I then grab the nearest chair and turn it around and sit in it. I look cool.
ME: Listen to a pro dudes. If you want to swim in pussy then you should learn bass guitar. Chicks love the bass.
I then do a wicked bass solo while sitting in a backwards chair. Everyone is impressed. The sound of girls panties getting wet fills the air.
BEVIS: WHOA!
BUTHEAD: I guess the bass is cool!
I continue to play a bass solo while they are rocking to it. Pic related.