>>15460356Well, then, yeah, I can blame you, cause, that implies a lot of things, and I doubt the legitimacy of it, cause, like, you had to be without underwear or pants in order for your thing to get stuck in the fridge once you got hard, so, going to grab without while not even having your pants on, yeah, I can blame you for that, and, you, obviously, would've noticed that your thing is on the fridge, you'd literally feel the cold sensation if nothing else, and, it's not like this would be a thing that happens instantly, like, it takes a bit of time for you to get completely hard, so, you obviously would've had time to notice all this, and, not slam the fridge while your thing is still in there, so, I really doubt that you did that. Like, I don't know, was your mind too occupied on comprehending what just happened or something that you didn't notice? Well, not likely, cause, you did grab the food. And why would you slam the door after grabbing the food, anyway? That's not really safe, if I did that whatever I'd have in my hand would fall off, you wouldn't do that. Oh, and, lastly, and, I guess it proves it, your thingy, which doesn't even exist, can't get stuck in the fridge, no matter how hard you slam it, cause, it being big enough to get in the fridge implies anyway that it's big and everything, which it's not cause it doesn't exist, so, slamming the fridge door on it actually wouldn't get it stuck or anything, it'd just hurt a lot, I think, but it wouldn't get stuck, the door would bounce back or just stop, and you could pull it out, doesn't matter. The only way for it to get stuck, would be, if it severed your thing, which is extreme, no.
Anyway, yeah, doesn't matter, cause, Madoka doesn't have a dick, and I don't think you're her, sorry, so, yeah, that didn't happen.
>>15460367Go back.
